{"id":10520,"date":"2011-06-15T13:15:10","date_gmt":"2011-06-15T20:15:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=10520"},"modified":"2011-06-15T15:17:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-15T22:17:00","slug":"go-the-f-to-sleep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/go-the-f-to-sleep\/","title":{"rendered":"Go The F*** To Sleep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10521\" title=\"gothefucktosleep\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/gothefucktosleep.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"576\" height=\"402\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/gothefucktosleep.jpg 576w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/gothefucktosleep-300x209.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t have any kids, so I am not yet familiar with the sleepless nights and restless days associated with babies and teething toddlers. Based on a large percentage of my middle-of-the-night Facebook news feed, though, I can imagine that it&#8217;s NOT a fun feeling. And considering the many articles I&#8217;ve read about infanticide and mothers going completely insane, I imagine that it is REALLY not a fun feeling.<\/p>\n<p>So I can understand why parents around the world are laughing hysterically at the book &#8220;Go to F*** to Sleep,&#8221; by Adam Mansbach, who wrote the beginnings of the story as a joke in his Facebook status. The story was a hit with parents and eventually became a real book, but the best part of the whole story is that it has now been made into an audiobook, featuring one of the great cursers of all time (who was even featured in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/all-the-cussing-from-pulp-fiction-nsfw\/\" target=\"_blank\">our Pulp Fiction video from earlier<\/a>), Samuel L. Jackson.<\/p>\n<p>Listen to the audio below, and then (if you have <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">whiny obnoxious<\/span> kids) download the audio book <a href=\"http:\/\/www.audible.com\/pd?asin=B00551W570\" target=\"_blank\">for free<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"425\" height=\"349\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vjgV0aACAMc\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-10520\" data-postid=\"10520\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-10520 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t have any kids, so I am not yet familiar with the sleepless nights and restless days associated with babies and teething toddlers. Based on a large percentage of my middle-of-the-night Facebook news feed, though, I can imagine that it&#8217;s NOT a fun feeling. And considering the many articles I&#8217;ve read about infanticide and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[6019,6020,6016,3502,11797,6015,6017,6018],"class_list":["post-10520","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories","tag-adam-mansbach","tag-audiobooks","tag-childrens-books","tag-funny-books","tag-funny-videos","tag-go-the-fuck-to-sleep","tag-parenting","tag-samuel-l-jackson","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10520"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10520"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10520\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10528,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10520\/revisions\/10528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}