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I feel like I should add a tab to my news feed for “bath salts,” but I am afraid that all I’d get would be Bath and Body Works sale alerts. However, had I an alert, I would have heard earlier about this dude from Kentucky who got high on the “bath salts” drug and went on a grocery store rampage at 11:30 on Saturday night.<\/p>\n
According to the police report, they were called to the scene at a Kroger grocery store where Bahad Mahoud, above, was damaging merchandise and of course, drinking hand sanitizer<\/em><\/strong>. I mean, I’m pretty sure that if the apocalypse happens and we’re all on the verge of death and need a buzz to go out on, we might all crack open some Purell and get wasted. However considering this guy was at a Kroger, where they sell every kind of booze you would need, I’m pretty sure his hand sanitizer binge was some drug-addled attempt at “cleaning out his insides” or “killing 99.9% of germs” in his brain.<\/p>\n Moral of the story:<\/strong> DON’T DO DRUGS, IDIOTS.<\/p>\n\n I feel like I should add a tab to my news feed for “bath salts,” but I am afraid that all I’d get would be Bath and Body Works sale alerts. However, had I an alert, I would have heard earlier about this dude from Kentucky who got high on the “bath salts” drug and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[6030,5507,6031,2348,4842,6032,6033,4795],"class_list":["post-10538","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-bahad-mahmoud","tag-bath-salts","tag-bath-salts-drug","tag-drugs","tag-dumb-criminals","tag-guy-drinks-hand-sanitizer","tag-guy-high-on-bath-salts-drinks-hand-sanitizer","tag-weird-crime-reports","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10538"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10538"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10538\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10540,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10538\/revisions\/10540"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}\n <\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"