{"id":10580,"date":"2011-06-20T13:45:24","date_gmt":"2011-06-20T20:45:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=10580"},"modified":"2011-06-20T09:16:01","modified_gmt":"2011-06-20T16:16:01","slug":"deep-fried-kool-aid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/deep-fried-kool-aid\/","title":{"rendered":"Deep Fried Kool-Aid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are you still dry heaving from that last post? Well, to apologize, let us grace you with a little eye bleach that will clean away the godawful image that will probably stop me from ever eating a burger again for the rest of my life, courtesy of our own San Diego County Fair:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.signonsandiego.com\/news\/2011\/jun\/14\/fried-kool-aid-hit-fair-chicken-charlie-says\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>DEEP FRIED KOOL-AID.<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10583\" title=\"deepfriend\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/deepfriend.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"593\" height=\"444\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/deepfriend.jpg 593w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/deepfriend-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 593px) 100vw, 593px\" \/><br \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Yep, it&#8217;s just as phenomenal as it sounds: take some batter, roll it into balls, douse them in some um &#8220;red&#8221; Kool-Aid (does that have a flavor? Isn&#8217;t it just called &#8220;red&#8221;?), and deep fry those mother-f***ers until crispy and delicious, and then enjoy, contemplating why you&#8217;d ever leave the fair when everything you need to survive is right there.<\/p>\n<p>Deep fried Kool-Aid is just one of the many delights our San Diego fair has to offer&#8230; imagine a world of giant turkey legs, unbeatable carnival games,\u00a0 deep fried* Snickers bars, rides put together by 14 year old meth addicts, funnel cake, deep fried Oreos, ocean views,\u00a0 <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Nightmare<\/span> Fun Houses, fire-roasted corn on the cob, deep fried Coca Cola balls, a giant stable of horse poop,\u00a0 and Krispy Kreme burgers, <strong><em>YES THAT IS A THING.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>When we get older, we tend to forget the glorious, gluttonous fun that can be had at your local fair, so this summer, if your town has a fair, be sure to give it a whirl, and by whirl I mean ride in a Tilt-a-Whirl that will most likely hurl you to your death. <strong><em>FUN!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>*- It should be noted that every time I tried to type &#8220;fried&#8221; it came out as &#8220;friend.&#8221; I think I might have a food addiction.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-10580\" data-postid=\"10580\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-10580 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you still dry heaving from that last post? Well, to apologize, let us grace you with a little eye bleach that will clean away the godawful image that will probably stop me from ever eating a burger again for the rest of my life, courtesy of our own San Diego County Fair: DEEP FRIED [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[6071,6068,6070,6074,6072,6075,6076,6069,3019,6073],"class_list":["post-10580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink","tag-carnivals","tag-deep-fried-kool-aid","tag-fair-food","tag-food-and-drink-2","tag-fried-food","tag-kool-aid","tag-kool-aid-balls","tag-san-diego-fair","tag-yes-please","tag-yum","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10580"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10580"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10580\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10584,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10580\/revisions\/10584"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}