{"id":10590,"date":"2011-06-21T14:00:16","date_gmt":"2011-06-21T21:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=10590"},"modified":"2011-06-21T12:19:19","modified_gmt":"2011-06-21T19:19:19","slug":"vagina-wedding-dress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/vagina-wedding-dress\/","title":{"rendered":"Vagina Wedding Dress"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Continuing with today&#8217;s apparent &#8220;female anatomy in unexpected places&#8221; theme, and building on our past &#8220;keep your vagina in your pants, please&#8221; Spring trend (following <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/book-full-of-vaginas-no-thanks\/\" target=\"_blank\">vagina book<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/vulva-necklace-no-thanks\/\" target=\"_blank\">vagina necklace<\/a>), we bring you this wedding dress:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10591\" title=\"wtfweddingdress\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/wtfweddingdress.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"455\" height=\"700\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/wtfweddingdress.jpg 455w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/wtfweddingdress-195x300.jpg 195w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 455px) 100vw, 455px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So, um. I don&#8217;t think I have to add any commentary to this, because obviously, WTF, right? But also, <strong><em>WTF?!<\/em><\/strong> I am truly, truly hoping that the white dress in the picture was just the unfortunate recipient of a slightly creepy joke wherein some weird person attached an incredibly accurate replica of a human vagina to it. As a joke.\u00a0 Great joke! I am laughing! Haha! Vaginas in places they do not belong!<\/p>\n<p>However, I have a feeling that this is not a joke. The title of the page that I found this on says &#8220;feminist wedding dress,&#8221; which leads me to believe that some crazy-ass woman convinced some p****-whipped guy to marry her, but then when he proposed said,<em> &#8220;yes, but only if you let me keep my last name. And also let me attach a massive satin vagina to the front of my wedding dress. And I mean massive. Like literally 4 square feet of anatomically correct VAGINA, with the labias spread, on my wedding dress. &#8221; <\/em>(That, coincidentally, is<strong> reason #2,009 not to get married<\/strong>.)<em><br \/><\/em><\/p>\n<p>As I&#8217;ve said before, we love your vaginas, ladies. They are great, and they do great things whilst attached to your torso. So, just a tip &#8211; keep them there.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-10590\" data-postid=\"10590\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-10590 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Continuing with today&#8217;s apparent &#8220;female anatomy in unexpected places&#8221; theme, and building on our past &#8220;keep your vagina in your pants, please&#8221; Spring trend (following vagina book and vagina necklace), we bring you this wedding dress: So, um. I don&#8217;t think I have to add any commentary to this, because obviously, WTF, right? 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