{"id":10594,"date":"2011-06-21T11:03:21","date_gmt":"2011-06-21T18:03:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=10594"},"modified":"2011-06-21T11:03:21","modified_gmt":"2011-06-21T18:03:21","slug":"lost-actor-marries-16-year-old-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/lost-actor-marries-16-year-old-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"Lost Actor Marries 16-Year-Old Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Sometimes grandparents say things like “this country is going to sh*t,” and you’re like, “Okay, calm down, Gramps, you haven’t even seen the most recent season of Teen Mom. Save your basement-scented breath.” Those predictions of the end times are just old people being old people. However, when it comes to things being a sign on the impending apocalypse, though, I think that this <\/a>little news tidbit might actually be one of them.<\/p>\n

According to Celebuzz, 51-year-old Lost <\/em>actor Doug Hutchinson is marrying an aspiring country singer named Courtney Stodden, who is the totally<\/em> acceptable age of 16. People are shocked, obviously, because an old man is marrying a child, but the weirdest part of the story isn’t that an OLD MAN is MARRYING a CHILD, it’s that this whole thing might be fake? I don’t know? Mainly, people are questioning Miss Stodden’s age, because honestly she looks like a 35-year-old stripper with anterograde amnesia, but also she happens to be signed to Hutchinson’s production company, Dark Water. Some sources are speculating that it is all a publicity stunt.<\/p>\n

WHICH IS JUST, LIKE, WHAT?!?!?!?<\/em><\/strong> Why is this a thing?! I understand that in this post-Jersey Shore world, genuine performers who take pride in their work have a harder time getting publicity than so-called “reality stars” who show up on Fox News just for pooping in fountains or whatever. I get it – it’s tough to get noticed these days. Even Joaquin Phoenix had to embark on a fake rap stint to revive his career. Perhaps this woman (girl?), who is trying to make it big in a competitive field, needed something to jump start her career, and figured pretending to be a teenager and marrying the founder of her production company was just the shocking move to get her noticed. And SADLY, it worked.<\/p>\n

This is all crazy business and it is creepy and confusing and is definitely a #firstworldproblem, but if there is one thing we can take from this whole vomit-worthy debacle, it’s this:<\/p>\n

MARRIAGE IS DEAD. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n

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