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You know how when you’re on Craigslist and you’re looking for a couch or an apartment or a dog or a dining room table and you click on the “pictures only” option because otherwise you’ll end up driving 30 miles to go see a “brand new custom-made oak dining table” that ends up looking like an IKEA end table that someone was murdered on?<\/p>\n
Do you think as a “single female” in Queens who is down on her luck and looking for a free place to stay in exchange for meaningless sex, you click “pictures only”? Hmmmm. Life’s big mysteries. Life’s big mysteries<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n You know how when you’re on Craigslist and you’re looking for a couch or an apartment or a dog or a dining room table and you click on the “pictures only” option because otherwise you’ll end up driving 30 miles to go see a “brand new custom-made oak dining table” that ends up looking like […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[6122,6124,1250,3369,6123,955],"class_list":["post-10649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-creepy-craigslist-ad","tag-creepy-people","tag-friends-with-benefits","tag-funny-craigslist-ads","tag-gross-craigslist-ads","tag-weird","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10649"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10649"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10649\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10652,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10649\/revisions\/10652"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}\n <\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"