{"id":10764,"date":"2011-06-30T09:00:45","date_gmt":"2011-06-30T16:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=10764"},"modified":"2011-06-30T12:48:40","modified_gmt":"2011-06-30T19:48:40","slug":"100-million-atm-receipt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/100-million-atm-receipt\/","title":{"rendered":"$100 Million ATM Receipt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10765\" title=\"crazy atm\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/crazy-atm.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/crazy-atm.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/crazy-atm-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know about you, but the time that I have the most money in my bank account is when I get sick because I don&#8217;t go out and party or go shopping or go out to eat with friends. I sit at home, miserable, and then after a week I suddenly have saved way more money than I knew was possible in a week. And by that I mean like, 500 bucks.\u00a0 And by that I mean I blow it the next week by partying doubly as hard. Yeah, I&#8217;m not so great with money.<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, when this ATM receipt started making its rounds about the net, I think we all got a little depressed. I mean, we all have rich friends, but knowing that there is a dude in New York who is just walking around with almost <em><strong>$100,000,000 in his savings account<\/strong><\/em>&#8230;? Excuse me while I go cry into my ramen.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-10764\" data-postid=\"10764\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-10764 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know about you, but the time that I have the most money in my bank account is when I get sick because I don&#8217;t go out and party or go shopping or go out to eat with friends. I sit at home, miserable, and then after a week I suddenly have saved way [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[6180,6181,6183,6182,1202,2404],"class_list":["post-10764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thelife","tag-100000-atm-receipt","tag-atm-receipt","tag-crazy-rich-guy","tag-damn-yo","tag-rich","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10764"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10764"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10764\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10767,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10764\/revisions\/10767"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}