{"id":10784,"date":"2011-06-30T10:00:51","date_gmt":"2011-06-30T17:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=10784"},"modified":"2011-06-30T15:10:12","modified_gmt":"2011-06-30T22:10:12","slug":"mascot-boner-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/mascot-boner-fail\/","title":{"rendered":"Mascot Boner Fail"},"content":{"rendered":"

When the Amarillo Sox manager Mark Lee geared up for his independent baseball team’s unveiling of their new mascot, he was very<\/em> excited. This was the team’s first year playing, and the first night when they’d finally get to see their own “Amarillo Sock” in action. However, the sock that showed up didn’t look much like the silly empty sock he had ordered. I mean, it looked like a sock, sure, but a sock with a HUGE BONER.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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\"\"\u201cIt was not the way I wanted it,\u201d Lee said. \u201cI\u2019m very disappointed in the lady who did it, and I\u2019ve told her so. She is going to fix it to the changes we want. I want to say on the record, if we offended anybody, I apologize.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I’m sorry, but HAHAHAHAHAH.<\/em> I mean, I don’t know if they sent the mock up to a blind woman with Parkinson’s or Sarah Silverman, because to anyone with even remotely clear vision, that sock looks like it has an erection. And it just prancing around the stadium, waving at children, with his hand rested on what looks like to be a 2 foot chubby? THIS IS COMEDY GOLD.<\/p>\n

And I guess it gives a whole new meaning to C*ck Sock, doesn’t it? (HIGH FIVE!)<\/em><\/p>\n

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