{"id":10837,"date":"2011-07-05T10:28:53","date_gmt":"2011-07-05T17:28:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=10837"},"modified":"2011-07-05T10:28:53","modified_gmt":"2011-07-05T17:28:53","slug":"fireworks-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/fireworks-fail\/","title":{"rendered":"Fireworks Fail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object style=\"height: 390px; width: 640px\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/_rX0bL-TGuQ?version=3\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/_rX0bL-TGuQ?version=3\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"640\" height=\"390\"><\/embed><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Are fireworks legal in your state? They aren&#8217;t legal in California. So obviously, I definitely didn&#8217;t illegally obtain hundreds of dollars worth of weapons-grade explosives last weekend, and I definitely didn&#8217;t sneak into a park last night to light them off, because that is illegal, you know? So I definitely didn&#8217;t do that.<\/p>\n<p>Especially because THIS could have happened had I lit off fireworks last night, which I didn&#8217;t, because it is both illegal and unsafe. <\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-10837\" data-postid=\"10837\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-10837 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are fireworks legal in your state? They aren&#8217;t legal in California. So obviously, I definitely didn&#8217;t illegally obtain hundreds of dollars worth of weapons-grade explosives last weekend, and I definitely didn&#8217;t sneak into a park last night to light them off, because that is illegal, you know? So I definitely didn&#8217;t do that. Especially because [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[3056,6214,3055,6213,3008,255],"class_list":["post-10837","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","tag-explosives","tag-firework-explodes-in-guys-balls","tag-fireworks","tag-fireworks-fail","tag-fourth-of-july","tag-funny-video","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10837"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10837"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10837\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10843,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10837\/revisions\/10843"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}