{"id":10993,"date":"2011-07-12T11:55:41","date_gmt":"2011-07-12T18:55:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=10993"},"modified":"2011-07-12T12:08:26","modified_gmt":"2011-07-12T19:08:26","slug":"eating-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/eating-fail\/","title":{"rendered":"Eating Fail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The idea of &#8220;fails&#8221; is still hilarious to me. I know that yelling &#8220;FAIL&#8221; in someone&#8217;s face when they mess up isn&#8217;t just unfunny, it&#8217;s rude, but something about pointing out peoples&#8217; mistakes in a loud, monosyllabic way is just gut-busting to me. And the BEST thing about fails is that they are always inherently basic tasks. It&#8217;s never &#8220;terrifying gymnastic move fail&#8221; or &#8220;NASA fail,&#8221; it&#8217;s always like &#8220;walking down stairs fail,&#8221; or &#8220;laundry fail.&#8221; However, even <em>I<\/em> didn&#8217;t think it was possible to have an EATING fail.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, this doesn&#8217;t even qualify as an eating fail, this is more like &#8220;remembering gravity fail&#8221; or &#8220;holding something with mass fail.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In other words, this b*tch is DUMB.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/eating.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"eating\" width=\"320\" height=\"427\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11020\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/eating.jpg 320w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/eating-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-10993\" data-postid=\"10993\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-10993 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The idea of &#8220;fails&#8221; is still hilarious to me. I know that yelling &#8220;FAIL&#8221; in someone&#8217;s face when they mess up isn&#8217;t just unfunny, it&#8217;s rude, but something about pointing out peoples&#8217; mistakes in a loud, monosyllabic way is just gut-busting to me. And the BEST thing about fails is that they are always inherently [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[6281,6277,6280,6278,6279,1635,2404],"class_list":["post-10993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-duck-face","tag-dumb-girl-spilling-food","tag-dumb-girl-spills-food","tag-eating-fail","tag-fails","tag-funny-pictures","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10993"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10993"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10993\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11022,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10993\/revisions\/11022"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}