{"id":11032,"date":"2011-07-13T09:45:32","date_gmt":"2011-07-13T16:45:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=11032"},"modified":"2011-07-13T09:11:53","modified_gmt":"2011-07-13T16:11:53","slug":"planking-has-gone-far-enough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/planking-has-gone-far-enough\/","title":{"rendered":"Planking Has Gone Far Enough"},"content":{"rendered":"

I didn’t really understand the whole planking fad, even when it was brand new. I felt like an elderly person watching young kids at a rap show. “What are all these gol’ durn youngins doin’ with yer pants down too low and yer myoo-zac too loud!” Except in this case I’m a twentysomething thinking “ew you guys, get your faces off those bus stop benches you’re going to get sick!”<\/p>\n

At the same time though, I didn’t understand the “planking is SO PLAYED OUT” trend either, because things are getting “played out” faster than I know that they’re played in<\/em>. One second I was shocked by a person laying face down across a semi-truck cab and five minutes later everyone was like “UGH YOU ARE SO 2010.”<\/p>\n

Now, though, I think I can join Team “Planking is Played Out,” because look:<\/p>\n

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I hereby submit that we start following the Cardinal Rule of Internet Trends: If you have to STICK YOUR FACE IN A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE DISPOSE OF HAZARDOUS WASTE FROM THEIR ANUSES, I THINK THE TREND IS OFFICIALLY DEAD.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Gross, lady planking with her face in the toilet. Just gross.<\/p>\n

Via<\/a><\/p>\n\n

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I didn’t really understand the whole planking fad, even when it was brand new. I felt like an elderly person watching young kids at a rap show. “What are all these gol’ durn youngins doin’ with yer pants down too low and yer myoo-zac too loud!” Except in this case I’m a twentysomething thinking “ew […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[2489,2395,6286,683,6264,362,6287,2404],"class_list":["post-11032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-disgusting","tag-ew","tag-girl-with-face-in-the-toilet","tag-gross","tag-planking","tag-trends","tag-woman-planking-with-face-in-toilet","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11032"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11032"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11032\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11036,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11032\/revisions\/11036"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}