{"id":11078,"date":"2011-07-14T14:30:37","date_gmt":"2011-07-14T21:30:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=11078"},"modified":"2011-07-14T13:00:32","modified_gmt":"2011-07-14T20:00:32","slug":"which-is-grosser-french-kissing-for-dogs-or-robot-mouth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/which-is-grosser-french-kissing-for-dogs-or-robot-mouth\/","title":{"rendered":"WTF Standoff: Robot Mouth Vs. School of French Kissing For Dogs"},"content":{"rendered":"

We’ve all been in relationships that just don’t work out. Where you’re in the middle of your fourth fight in a week and you can’t determine whether or not you are more angry or more exhausted, where you’ve been repeating the same arguments over and over to no avail, and all of a sudden, you can’t picture anything you like about the person anymore and all you see is their flaws, like they transformed from your favorite stuffed animal to a massive, horrifying crocto-pus with pink eye, and you realize that you just don’t love them anymore and you never will again. Even though you can remember<\/em> all the good times you ever had and they’re still important to you, the relationship has gone its course, and you know it’s time to sever ties and find someone new, or hey – maybe even just be alone for a while.<\/p>\n

Today, Internet, that’s how I feel about you. <\/strong><\/p>\n

I don’t know which one of these videos made me feel weirder, but I know one of them takes the cake. The disgusting, repulsive, inedible cake.
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\nI now present you: “Robot Mouth” (which I have re-named “Robot Mouth, Yeah, I’m SURE that’s a ‘MOUTH’, I’m SURE<\/em>.”) versus “School of French Kissing for Dogs.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

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