{"id":11155,"date":"2011-07-19T10:45:38","date_gmt":"2011-07-19T17:45:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=11155"},"modified":"2011-07-19T10:08:17","modified_gmt":"2011-07-19T17:08:17","slug":"miracle-whip-hosts-terrible-contest-that-doesnt-make-any-sense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/miracle-whip-hosts-terrible-contest-that-doesnt-make-any-sense\/","title":{"rendered":"Miracle Whip Hosts Terrible Contest That Doesn’t Make Any Sense"},"content":{"rendered":"

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HAHAHA! <\/em>Because you know how sometimes you’re like “I LIKE THIS KIND OF MAYONNAISE!” and then your husband \u00a0is like “BUT I DON’T LIKE IT!” and then you guys hate each other and have to go through an expensive and emotionally taxing life event that can cause depression, bankruptcy, psychological turmoil and sometimes suicide?<\/p>\n

GOOD JOKE, MIRACLE WHIP! SO VERY FUNNY!<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/p>\n

Reason #22,886 you shouldn’t get married<\/strong>: Miracle Whip.<\/p>\n\n

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HAHAHA! Because you know how sometimes you’re like “I LIKE THIS KIND OF MAYONNAISE!” and then your husband \u00a0is like “BUT I DON’T LIKE IT!” and then you guys hate each other and have to go through an expensive and emotionally taxing life event that can cause depression, bankruptcy, psychological turmoil and sometimes suicide? GOOD […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[1524,607,6357,166,6358,6359,3822,1532],"class_list":["post-11155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink","tag-awful","tag-divorce","tag-dumb-advertisements","tag-marriage","tag-mayonnaise","tag-miracle-whip","tag-reasons-not-to-get-married","tag-stupid","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11155"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11155"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11155\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11159,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11155\/revisions\/11159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}