{"id":11168,"date":"2011-07-20T10:15:15","date_gmt":"2011-07-20T17:15:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=11168"},"modified":"2011-07-20T09:33:01","modified_gmt":"2011-07-20T16:33:01","slug":"dancing-squid-meal-looks-horrifying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/dancing-squid-meal-looks-horrifying\/","title":{"rendered":"Dancing Squid Meal Looks Horrifying"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object style=\"height: 390px; width: 640px\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/dxQmOR_QLfQ?version=3\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/dxQmOR_QLfQ?version=3\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"640\" height=\"390\"><\/embed><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p><em>MMMMMHMMMM<\/em>. Nothing whets an appetite like seeing a half-dead zombie squid &#8220;dancing&#8221; in your bowl and by &#8220;dancing&#8221; I mean slimily writhing around in your roe and apparently STILL ATTEMPTING TO ESCAPE OH GOD JUST LET IT GO, MAN! <strong>DON&#8217;T EAT THAT THING!<\/strong><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-11168\" data-postid=\"11168\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-11168 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MMMMMHMMMM. Nothing whets an appetite like seeing a half-dead zombie squid &#8220;dancing&#8221; in your bowl and by &#8220;dancing&#8221; I mean slimily writhing around in your roe and apparently STILL ATTEMPTING TO ESCAPE OH GOD JUST LET IT GO, MAN! DON&#8217;T EAT THAT THING!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[6362,1524,6361,683,6366,6365,6364,6363],"class_list":["post-11168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-asian-food","tag-awful","tag-dancing-squid","tag-gross","tag-horrific","tag-seafood","tag-squid","tag-wtf-food","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11168"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11168"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11168\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11170,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11168\/revisions\/11170"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}