{"id":11189,"date":"2011-07-21T09:30:57","date_gmt":"2011-07-21T16:30:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=11189"},"modified":"2011-07-21T08:54:59","modified_gmt":"2011-07-21T15:54:59","slug":"security-guards-at-comic-con-prepare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/security-guards-at-comic-con-prepare\/","title":{"rendered":"Security Guards at Comic-Con: Prepare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Unfortunately, I tailored<a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/5-tips-for-a-fool-proof-comic-con\/\" target=\"_blank\"> THIS detailed post<\/a> to fit the \u00a0attendees of Comic-Con, and not to those <em>working<\/em> in the area. But to the security guards of the San Diego Convention Center, which is at this very moment gearing up to host over a hundred thousand of the nation&#8217;s biggest nerds, I say two words only.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Prepare yourself.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11190\" title=\"how-every-security-guard-is-about-to-feel-at-comi-23297-1311258205-5\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/how-every-security-guard-is-about-to-feel-at-comi-23297-1311258205-5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"430\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/how-every-security-guard-is-about-to-feel-at-comi-23297-1311258205-5.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/how-every-security-guard-is-about-to-feel-at-comi-23297-1311258205-5-300x258.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/pics\/comments\/ivh5k\/white_people_are_crazy\/\" target=\"_blank\">Via Reddit<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-11189\" data-postid=\"11189\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-11189 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unfortunately, I tailored THIS detailed post to fit the \u00a0attendees of Comic-Con, and not to those working in the area. But to the security guards of the San Diego Convention Center, which is at this very moment gearing up to host over a hundred thousand of the nation&#8217;s biggest nerds, I say two words only. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[3185,6378,3817,323,2005,273,6377,6379],"class_list":["post-11189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tech-and-gadgets","tag-comic-con","tag-comic-convention","tag-cosplay","tag-funny-picture","tag-nerds","tag-san-diego","tag-san-diego-comic-con","tag-security-guard","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11189"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11189"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11189\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11191,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11189\/revisions\/11191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}