{"id":11238,"date":"2011-07-26T09:45:49","date_gmt":"2011-07-26T16:45:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=11238"},"modified":"2011-07-26T09:15:55","modified_gmt":"2011-07-26T16:15:55","slug":"stoner-steals-ambulance-from-house-fire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/stoner-steals-ambulance-from-house-fire\/","title":{"rendered":"Stoner Steals Ambulance From House Fire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11240\" title=\"stoned\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/stoned.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/stoned.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/stoned-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve written many posts about the dangers of the &#8220;bath salts&#8221; drug &#8211; a mix of meth-amphetamines that have cause people to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/dumb-criminal-off-3\/\" target=\"_blank\">rape and murder goats<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/your-bath-salts-crime-of-the-week\/\" target=\"_blank\">drink gallons of hand sanitizer<\/a>, when it comes to marijuana, I would be remiss to call it a dangerous drug. And to be fair, my state of California has de-criminalized possession of under an ounce, so I don&#8217;t feel wrong in saying &#8220;schwatevs.&#8221; While I don&#8217;t personally partake in pot-smokin*, I definitely don&#8217;t see the issue if some of-age adults want to partake in an after work toke to chill out. God knows alcohol has caused much more poor decision-making than pot, despite what those &#8220;above the influence&#8221; commercials say.<\/p>\n<p>Well, that&#8217;s what I thought until this morning, when I read about this gentleman from Phoenix, Arizona, who was arrested over the weekend for stealing an ambulance that was left running on his street while a fire ravaged his neighbors home. According to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/national\/2011\/07\/25\/2011-07-25_stoned_thief_steals_ambulance_from_outside_house_fire_tears_up_neighborhood_in_d.html\" target=\"_blank\">New York Daily News<\/a>, a rather stoned Travis Ward spotted the running ambulance at about 4 a.m, hopped in the driver&#8217;s seat, and drove it off &#8220;a few blocks,&#8221; over peoples&#8217; lawns and right over a stop sign (yes &#8211; over, not through). His joy ride ended, though, when he plowed the emergency vehicle right into a house, destroying the ambulance and causing a ton of damage to the home. Luckily no one was hurt, but Ward is being charged with theft and criminal damage and making pot look bad when I am 99% sure that this is the result of not enough oxygen to the brain at birth, AKA mental retardation.<\/p>\n<p>*except for the occasional movie watching, theme park adventure, camping trip, car ride, hike, new South Park episode, or extremely painful hangover.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-11238\" data-postid=\"11238\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-11238 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve written many posts about the dangers of the &#8220;bath salts&#8221; drug &#8211; a mix of meth-amphetamines that have cause people to rape and murder goats and drink gallons of hand sanitizer, when it comes to marijuana, I would be remiss to call it a dangerous drug. And to be fair, my state of California [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[5284,4842,5099,2089,6420,6419,4763,2404],"class_list":["post-11238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-dumb-criminal-off","tag-dumb-criminals","tag-funny-crime-stories","tag-marijuana","tag-stoned-guy-steals-ambulance","tag-stoner-plows-ambulance-into-house","tag-weed","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11238"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11238"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11238\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11242,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11238\/revisions\/11242"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}