{"id":11302,"date":"2011-07-28T12:00:45","date_gmt":"2011-07-28T19:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=11302"},"modified":"2011-07-28T11:35:55","modified_gmt":"2011-07-28T18:35:55","slug":"top-3-comic-con-casual-encounters-ads","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/top-3-comic-con-casual-encounters-ads\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 3 Comic-Con Casual Encounters Ads"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I shared with you last week, I occasionally cocktail waitress at a bar near the San Diego convention center and thusly, enjoyed some phenomenal people-watching throughout the Comic-Con weekend. What I failed to consider, though, was that several of the sweet, albeit awkward men I was filling numerous Diet Cokes for were probably hunting the night scene for some nerd-worthy poon-tang.<\/p>\n<p>Luckily, the bloggers over at Ranker picked up where I left off, and found 10 of the greatest Craigslist posts from the weekend&#8217;s convention attendees, and boy are they&#8230; um&#8230; <em>interesting?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve shared my top 3 favorites below. Oh, and just as a warning &#8211; put the sandwich down now before you puke a little in your mouth.<\/p>\n<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11303\" title=\"comiccon1\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/comiccon1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"972\" height=\"274\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/comiccon1.jpg 972w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/comiccon1-300x84.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 972px) 100vw, 972px\" \/><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"> <\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">This is a good one because of his confidence &#8211; &#8220;I KNOW there are PLENTY of you,&#8221; is hilarious, because yes &#8211; there are many women in town that are dressed in cosplay costumes for the weekend, but 90% of them are hired by game companies and wouldn&#8217;t touch a convention attendee with a ten foot pole.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><br \/><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11304\" title=\"circle\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/circle.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"641\" height=\"347\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/circle.jpg 641w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/circle-300x162.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 641px) 100vw, 641px\" \/><br \/><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">This one is great because if you nix the sexual terms, it could easily just be some dude inviting some guys over for a LAN party. It&#8217;s also funny because I wonder how many guys opened this ad and were like &#8220;yes! That&#8217;s EXACTLY how I wanted to spend my weekend! How DID he know?!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"font-style: normal;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11305\" title=\"slave\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/slave.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"562\" height=\"260\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/slave.jpg 562w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/slave-300x138.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 562px) 100vw, 562px\" \/><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Anyone who watches crime documentaries on National Geographic knows that this post is just riddled with code words &#8211; <\/span><em>crash&#8230; slave&#8230; \u00a0key&#8230; \u00a0hang&#8230; \u00a0business&#8230; \u00a0douche&#8230; <\/em>T<span style=\"font-style: normal;\">here is ABSOLUTELY something suspicious going on. Oh, and other than the heading, he doesn&#8217;t specify a female companion even once. I smell a Comic-Con snuff film in the making. Creepy.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"font-style: normal;\">Check out the rest of the hilarious (and somewhat disconcerting) Comic-Con Craigslist ads over <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ranker.com\/list\/the-10-greatest-comic-con-2011-casual-encounters-posts\/greg\" target=\"_blank\">at Ranker<\/a>. But don&#8217;t say I didn&#8217;t warn you.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-11302\" data-postid=\"11302\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-11302 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I shared with you last week, I occasionally cocktail waitress at a bar near the San Diego convention center and thusly, enjoyed some phenomenal people-watching throughout the Comic-Con weekend. 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