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I went to a baby shower this weekend for a friend from high school, and it was awkward and uncomfortable in the way that none of our friends had seen each other in 6 years. SIX YEARS! So we were all clearly nervous and drinking wine just to make the time go by faster and doting on the mother-to-be as much as possible so as to ignore the fact that we all stopped talking to each other almost immediately after high school.<\/p>\n
However, if she had had some sexy naked butlers walking around filling drinks and delivering food, we might have all loosened up a little bit. According to Jezebel, naked butlers are now a service that a Florida company is offering. Butlers in the Buff is a company that offers you gentleman butlers from various walks of life that will serve your party with little more than a tiny apron covering their naughty bits.<\/p>\n
According to the company, the screen the dudes they hire based on both looks and personality, although I imagine any guy who’s swinging his junk around at a bachelorette party should probably be chiseled more so than chatty.<\/p>\n
\n“We were looking for guys who are both great looking and with a great personality,” said Jones, a mother of two young children. “They come from all walks of life: students, golf professionals, paramedics, restaurant service, electricians.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
Note that they didn’t say, “computer engineers and plumbers.”<\/p>\n
I personally think it’s a hilarious idea, despite the author at Jezebel claiming she turn Hulk-angry and storm out if someone ordered them for her bachelorette party, to which I respond – don’t worry, I don’t picture a guy trying to settle down with your frigid ass any time soon.<\/p>\n