{"id":11394,"date":"2011-08-03T09:30:04","date_gmt":"2011-08-03T16:30:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=11394"},"modified":"2011-08-03T09:49:44","modified_gmt":"2011-08-03T16:49:44","slug":"how-to-hide-your-beer-in-a-soda-cup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/how-to-hide-your-beer-in-a-soda-cup\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Hide Your Beer in a Soda Cup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have probably talked (blogged?) your ear (eyes?) out about how upset I was regarding the passing of Prop D in San Diego &#8211; banning any and all alcoholic beverages from the beach. I get that you can go to the beach and have fun withOUT booze, but there is just nothing better than an icy beer while watching the sunset on a beautiful summer day, i just CAN&#8217;T be wrong about that.<\/p>\n<p>However, I would NEVER suggest that people break the law, even if the law is a stupid piece of dumb crap and I hate it. I would never suggest to you that vodka is easily hidden in a halfway full Gatorade bottle and serves as the perfect cocktail for a beach volleyball game. And I would never say that you can purchase <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thebeermall.com\/beercancovers.html\" target=\"_blank\">vinyl beer covers that look like soda cans,<\/a> because that would be shady and totally illegal. And by showing you the below graphic from the<a href=\"http:\/\/theclearlydope.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"> clearlydope,<\/a> I am in <em>no way<\/em> implying that sticking a beer can inside a soft drink cup from a fast food place is a brilliant move that I will be using this Saturday. I would NEVER!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11395\" title=\"beerinsoda\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/beerinsoda.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"499\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/beerinsoda.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/beerinsoda-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/beerinsoda-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/beerinsoda-186x186.jpg 186w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/beerinsoda-38x38.jpg 38w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-11394\" data-postid=\"11394\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-11394 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have probably talked (blogged?) your ear (eyes?) out about how upset I was regarding the passing of Prop D in San Diego &#8211; banning any and all alcoholic beverages from the beach. I get that you can go to the beach and have fun withOUT booze, but there is just nothing better than an [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[6513,32,6516,6514,6515,2941],"class_list":["post-11394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tech-and-gadgets","tag-awesome-idea","tag-beer","tag-how-to-hide-beer-on-the-beach","tag-how-to-hide-your-beer-in-a-soda-cup","tag-lifehacks","tag-prop-d","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11394"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11394\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11397,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11394\/revisions\/11397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}