{"id":11404,"date":"2011-08-03T10:30:20","date_gmt":"2011-08-03T17:30:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=11404"},"modified":"2011-08-03T10:12:13","modified_gmt":"2011-08-03T17:12:13","slug":"gollum-at-a-wedding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/gollum-at-a-wedding\/","title":{"rendered":"Gollum At a Wedding"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m trying to think of like, a really biting and witty response to this man who jokingly invited a VERY dedicated actor dressed as the character Gollum from <em>Lord of the Rings<\/em> to be the ring-presenter at his OWN WEDDING, but I couldn&#8217;t. <\/p>\n<p>So instead, enjoy <strong>Reason #3,088 not to get married<\/strong> &#8211; your future spouse might jokingly invite a VERY dedicated actor dressed as the character Gollum from <em>Lord of the Rings<\/em> to be the RING-PRESENTER at your wedding. <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"425\" height=\"349\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LBwXl-fGjN8\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-11404\" data-postid=\"11404\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-11404 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m trying to think of like, a really biting and witty response to this man who jokingly invited a VERY dedicated actor dressed as the character Gollum from Lord of the Rings to be the ring-presenter at his OWN WEDDING, but I couldn&#8217;t. So instead, enjoy Reason #3,088 not to get married &#8211; your future [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[6522,6524,6525,6523,2404],"class_list":["post-11404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","tag-gollum-at-a-wedding","tag-gollum-presents-a-ring-at-a-wedding","tag-lord-of-the-rings","tag-man-invited-gollum-to-his-wedding","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11404"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11404"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11404\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11406,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11404\/revisions\/11406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}