{"id":11468,"date":"2011-08-15T13:45:11","date_gmt":"2011-08-15T20:45:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=11468"},"modified":"2011-08-11T16:30:49","modified_gmt":"2011-08-11T23:30:49","slug":"most-wtf-bcu-search-terms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/most-wtf-bcu-search-terms\/","title":{"rendered":"Most WTF BCU Search Terms: Volume 7"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Have you ever been to San Francisco? It’s great. I could totally see myself living there if I didn’t already live in the paradise city known as San Diego. However, San Francisco definitely has a higher ratio of weirdos to non-weirdos. Like, I know that everyone is inherently weird in their own way, but I feel like most of the population keeps their weirdness to a manageable, unseen level. Like unless you were really close to me, you wouldn’t know that I check my shoes every time I put them on because what if there are spiders in there? (well, I guess now you know.)<\/p>\n

So after a weekend like I had, I have to say that the WTF search terms didn’t really phase me as much as they usually do. I mean, by all means they are freakish and I am vaguely afraid of what the searchers were looking for, it doesn’t really compare to a man on a street corner in his underwear playing a didgeridoo (true story).<\/p>\n

1. “how to have sex that shows boys balls”<\/strong><\/p>\n

I think I’d be more curious as to how to have sex that DOESN’T show boys balls, right?<\/p>\n

2. “recent celebrity naked scandals”<\/strong><\/p>\n

I love this. No reason to specify WHICH celebrity naked scandal you’re looking for. Just look for ALL of the recent ones.<\/p>\n

3. “tattoo of a bunch of vaginas on back”<\/strong><\/p>\n

Uhhh… we had a post about a girl with a tattoo of ONE vagina on her back<\/a>… but a BUNCH of vaginas? Now I am intrigued.<\/p>\n

4. “old fashion booty vids”<\/strong><\/p>\n

I suppose ‘vintage porn’ is entertaining because it’s so funny and absurd and slightly unnerving, but ‘old fashion booty vids’? I’m not sure sure about that one.<\/p>\n

5. “horse gets booty call for a girl”<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nope. No. No. Not going there. I’m done for the day. Goodbye.<\/p>\n\n

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