{"id":11555,"date":"2011-08-15T09:30:11","date_gmt":"2011-08-15T16:30:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=11555"},"modified":"2011-08-11T19:05:39","modified_gmt":"2011-08-12T02:05:39","slug":"woman-lets-a-6-year-old-drive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/woman-lets-a-6-year-old-drive\/","title":{"rendered":"Woman Lets a 6-Year-Old Drive"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_11558\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-11558\" style=\"width: 344px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-11558\" title=\"baby car\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/baby-car.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"344\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/baby-car.jpg 344w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/baby-car-249x300.jpg 249w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 344px) 100vw, 344px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-11558\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">basically. via timothymadrid.blogspot.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Remember like, less than three days ago when I told you I hadn&#8217;t seen a really decent dumb criminal story in a long time and I thought maybe they were slowly Darwin-ing themselves out of the world? Well, turns out the dummies are SURVIVING, because I just learned that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.timesonline.com\/news\/police_fire_courts\/woman-accused-of-letting-year-old-drive-waives-preliminary-hearing\/article_45b01f39-a915-524a-825c-69489417171b.html\" target=\"_blank\">a woman in Pennsylvania is accused of letting her 6-year-old niece back a car out of a parking space<\/a> because &#8220;the other car was parked too close for her to get in the front seat.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Rebecca Karen Beatty is being charged with reckless endangerment and permitting an unauthorized person to operate a vehicle, which I believe is punishable by sterilization and never being allowed to have children ever.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The child driver struck two parked cars in the Ambridge Area High School lot, pushing one of them over a curb, across a sidewalk and into a car parked along Duss Avenue, police said.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Hmm. I wonder what Beatty THOUGHT was going to happen when a FIRST GRADER tried to back up a two-ton vehicle. For god&#8217;s sake even I HAVE TROUBLE doing that sometimes (insert misogynistic joke here).<\/p>\n<p>Dumb criminals &#8211; they&#8217;re everywhere. Watch your back, people.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-11555\" data-postid=\"11555\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-11555 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Remember like, less than three days ago when I told you I hadn&#8217;t seen a really decent dumb criminal story in a long time and I thought maybe they were slowly Darwin-ing themselves out of the world? Well, turns out the dummies are SURVIVING, because I just learned that a woman in Pennsylvania is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3996],"tags":[6623,5391,2577,6624,6622,2404],"class_list":["post-11555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-headlines-dating-news","tag-6-year-old-crashes-car","tag-dumb-criminal","tag-idiot","tag-rebecca-karen-beatty","tag-woman-lets-six-year-old-drive","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11555"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11555"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11555\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11576,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11555\/revisions\/11576"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}