{"id":11592,"date":"2011-08-16T12:00:56","date_gmt":"2011-08-16T19:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=11592"},"modified":"2011-08-16T09:11:55","modified_gmt":"2011-08-16T16:11:55","slug":"husband-tries-to-kill-wife-by-driving-truck-through-waffle-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/husband-tries-to-kill-wife-by-driving-truck-through-waffle-house\/","title":{"rendered":"Husband Tries to Kill Wife By Driving Truck Through Waffle House"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11594\" title=\"truckwaffle\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/truckwaffle.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"507\" height=\"292\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/truckwaffle.jpg 507w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/truckwaffle-300x172.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 507px) 100vw, 507px\" \/>Now this is a slightly more pleasant case against marriage than our last post &#8211; according to the NewsHerald, a Florida man (oh hooray! The Floridian Freaks are out again!) is being charged with attempted murder and felony criminal mischief for driving through the wall of a Waffle House restaurant where his wife was working and attempting to run over her.<\/p>\n<p>According to the police report, Patrick O&#8217;Bryan attempted to call his wife while she was working and she rebuffed him, after which he said he would &#8220;to run his truck through the building and kill everyone.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>His wife, Danielle Gibbons, must have been used to this kind of crazy talk, because she ignored the warning and went back to work. Moments later, O&#8217;Bryan crashed his &#8217;84 Ford pickup truck through the glass and struck his wife, imparting non-life-threatening injuries that nonetheless sent his wife to the hospital. Witnesses say he then pulled out a knife at the scene, but was subdued by a man who picked up some glass from the scene.<\/p>\n<p>Boy oh boy. Despite the fact that Patrick O&#8217;Bryan is obviously a psychotic nutjob with a vendetta against a delicious breakfast joint, I do have to wonder what that woman did to provoke such an attack. EGADS.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Reason #3,701 not to get married: Your husband might drive a pick up truck through your work and run you over. Talk about embarrassing!<\/strong><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-11592\" data-postid=\"11592\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-11592 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Now this is a slightly more pleasant case against marriage than our last post &#8211; according to the NewsHerald, a Florida man (oh hooray! 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