{"id":11597,"date":"2011-08-16T16:19:33","date_gmt":"2011-08-16T23:19:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=11597"},"modified":"2011-08-16T16:21:57","modified_gmt":"2011-08-16T23:21:57","slug":"poll-how-old-is-courtney-stodden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/poll-how-old-is-courtney-stodden\/","title":{"rendered":"Poll: How Old Is Courtney Stodden?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you don&#8217;t recall, the world recoiled in disgust last month when Lost actor Doug Hutchison revealed he had married a 16-year-old aspiring &#8220;country music star,&#8221; Courtney Stodden However, as time passed, we realized that not only is his teen-bride completely BATSH*T crazy, but definitely does not appear to be 16 at all.<\/p>\n<p>My suspicions that she is definitely a mummy or psychotic witch were confirmed when she released a string of tweets along with this photo of herself in a Baywatch bathing suit. It is terrifying.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11598\" title=\"stodden\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/stodden.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"218\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/stodden.jpg 218w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/stodden-136x300.jpg 136w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 218px) 100vw, 218px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The creepy tweets are courtesy of<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesuperficial.com\/courtney-stodden-swimsuit-pamela-anderson-baywatch-twitter-08-2011\" target=\"_blank\"> TheSuperficial<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8211; Slowly slipping under these sensuous silk covers as I lie down in bed &amp; entertain myself w\/the classic movie \u201cGentlemen Prefer Blondes\u201d. XOs<br \/>&#8211; A soft sensation sweetly kisses my body as I prepare for a sexy hot photo shoot this afternoon. What a breathtaking morning it has been! ;-)<br \/>&#8211; I love these steamy mornings that allow you to erotically roll out of bed in nothing but your cheeky string bikini. Mmm, how electrifying!<br \/>&#8211; Woke up to a perfect morning; Romantic melodies softly playing, my favorite breakfast all prepared, &amp; my pups licking me up &amp; down\u2026 Mmm!<br \/>&#8211; Throwin on a white string bikini, fluffy light up bunny ears, 7in heels, &amp; a rhinestone bow tie while bakin cookies. Don\u2019t Put It On Me Girl<br \/>&#8211; Just learned how to do the splits\u2026 Figured I\u2019d need to know how to do that trick sooner or later! Who knew my legs were so flexible?! ;-)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>So. How old is Courtney Stodden?<\/p>\n<p>[poll id=&#8221;6&#8243;]<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-11597\" data-postid=\"11597\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-11597 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you don&#8217;t recall, the world recoiled in disgust last month when Lost actor Doug Hutchison revealed he had married a 16-year-old aspiring &#8220;country music star,&#8221; Courtney Stodden However, as time passed, we realized that not only is his teen-bride completely BATSH*T crazy, but definitely does not appear to be 16 at all. 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