{"id":11611,"date":"2011-08-17T10:45:07","date_gmt":"2011-08-17T17:45:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=11611"},"modified":"2011-08-17T15:18:28","modified_gmt":"2011-08-17T22:18:28","slug":"spanx-for-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/spanx-for-men\/","title":{"rendered":"Spanx For Men"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s my gripe with Spanx, the compression underwear for women that, truth be told, do give the illusion of an hourglass figure even if you don&#8217;t actually have one: YOU HAVE TO TAKE THEM OFF AT SOME POINT. And what kind of disappointment is a dude (or lady, your choice) going to have when they realize that that sick bod you were rockin is actually just a bunch of sausage meat maneuvered into tight-fitting spandex? CRY and\/or VOMIT, PROBABLY.<\/p>\n<p>Luckily, with women, hiding your imperfections in well-fitting clothes is generally acceptable. But for dudes? Well, lets just say that if you and I ever go home together and you peel off one of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/violas94\/spanx-for-men\" target=\"_blank\">these ridiculous pairs of &#8220;Manx,&#8221;<\/a> designed by a UK clothing company, I will be out your front door and in a cab before you can say &#8220;but the ad said they&#8217;d flatten my beer belly!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11612\" title=\"manx1\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/manx1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"366\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/manx1.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/manx1-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11613\" title=\"manx2\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/manx2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"366\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/manx2.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/manx2-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-11611\" data-postid=\"11611\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-11611 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s my gripe with Spanx, the compression underwear for women that, truth be told, do give the illusion of an hourglass figure even if you don&#8217;t actually have one: YOU HAVE TO TAKE THEM OFF AT SOME POINT. And what kind of disappointment is a dude (or lady, your choice) going to have when they [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[6655,82,6656,683,6653,6654,3616,6652,2404],"class_list":["post-11611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-style-and-wear","tag-beer-belly","tag-clothing","tag-dumb-styles","tag-gross","tag-manx","tag-no","tag-no-thank-you","tag-spanx","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11611"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11611"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11611\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11616,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11611\/revisions\/11616"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}