{"id":11621,"date":"2011-08-17T16:15:30","date_gmt":"2011-08-17T23:15:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=11621"},"modified":"2011-08-17T14:46:41","modified_gmt":"2011-08-17T21:46:41","slug":"abercrombie-and-fitch-will-pay-the-situation-not-to-wear-their-clothes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/abercrombie-and-fitch-will-pay-the-situation-not-to-wear-their-clothes\/","title":{"rendered":"Abercrombie and Fitch Will Pay The Situation Not to Wear Their Clothes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11622\" title=\"thesitch\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/thesitch.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"293\" height=\"473\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/thesitch.jpg 293w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/thesitch-185x300.jpg 185w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 293px) 100vw, 293px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Prepare for a hilarious EFF-YOU to a guy who makes all other shirtless douche bags look like pleasant do-gooders: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eonline.com\/news\/abercrombie_sitch_company_cant_pay\/258585\" target=\"_blank\">according to E! News<\/a>, clothing company Abercrombie and Fitch claims they are willing to pay Jersey Shore star Mike &#8220;TheSituation&#8221; Sorrentino to<em> not<\/em> wear their clothes. It&#8217;s like a sponsorship, except OPPOSITE.<\/p>\n<p>According to the report:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>We are deeply concerned that Mr. Sorrentino\u2019s association with our brand  could cause significant damage to our image,\u201d a rep for the clothier  said. \u201cWe understand that the show is for entertainment purposes, but  believe this association is contrary to the aspirational nature of our  brand, and may be distressing to many of our fans.\u201d<br \/> Fans, customers, same thing. In any case, while the Sitch is the only  one who got the formal namecheck in the statement, A&amp;F hasn\u2019t  singled him out, and in fact offered the same payment to the entirety of  the housemates.<br \/> \u201cWe have also extended this offer to other members of the cast, and we are urgently waiting a response.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Now, of course, stating that a group of people aren&#8217;t classy enough to wear your clothing is a pretty a**holey move, especially when said brand of clothing is geared towards rich snobby high schoolers, but I DON&#8217;T CARE. The fact that the cast of the Jersey Shore is such a vile group of people that they damage every type of clothing they touch (like a reverse Midas, I guess) is pretty hilarious. Take <a href=\"http:\/\/thechive.com\/2010\/03\/12\/new-orleans-club-bans-jersey-shore-like-douchebags-10-photos\/\" target=\"_blank\">this sign outside a bar in New Orleans<\/a>, for example. If we can continue decimating the reputations of the stars of that awful reality show until they are forced into hiding like those two soul suckers Heidi and Spencer, well, I&#8217;d be VERY, VERY pleased.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-11621\" data-postid=\"11621\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-11621 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Prepare for a hilarious EFF-YOU to a guy who makes all other shirtless douche bags look like pleasant do-gooders: according to E! News, clothing company Abercrombie and Fitch claims they are willing to pay Jersey Shore star Mike &#8220;TheSituation&#8221; Sorrentino to not wear their clothes. It&#8217;s like a sponsorship, except OPPOSITE. 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