{"id":11695,"date":"2011-08-24T09:30:35","date_gmt":"2011-08-24T16:30:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=11695"},"modified":"2011-08-24T09:21:58","modified_gmt":"2011-08-24T16:21:58","slug":"the-worst-advice-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/the-worst-advice-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"The Worst Advice Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11696\" title=\"readersdigest\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/readersdigest.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"504\" height=\"700\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/readersdigest.jpg 504w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/readersdigest-216x300.jpg 216w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 504px) 100vw, 504px\" \/>This is a joke, right? I mean, it <em>has<\/em> to be a joke. It can&#8217;t NOT be a joke, you guys, right? There is no way that Jeanne Marie Laskas (whoever the F*** THAT IS) is telling a woman to <em>talk to her husband like a DOG<\/em>, RIGHT? <strong>YOU GUYS?<\/strong> <strong><em>RIGHT?!??!<\/em><\/strong> <strong>SOMEONE CALL <em>READER&#8217;S DIGEST<\/em> MAGAZINE AND ASK THEM IF THIS IS A JOKE BECAUSE IF IT&#8217;S NOT A JOKE I THINK I REALLY MIGHT HURT SOMEONE. <\/strong><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-11695\" data-postid=\"11695\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-11695 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a joke, right? I mean, it has to be a joke. It can&#8217;t NOT be a joke, you guys, right? There is no way that Jeanne Marie Laskas (whoever the F*** THAT IS) is telling a woman to talk to her husband like a DOG, RIGHT? YOU GUYS? RIGHT?!??! SOMEONE CALL READER&#8217;S DIGEST [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[3457,6697,2946,6696,4560,6699,6698,2404],"class_list":["post-11695","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","tag-horrible","tag-jeanne-marie-laskas-is-a-bitch","tag-omg","tag-readers-digest","tag-reasons-to-not-get-married","tag-train-your-husband","tag-worst-advice-ever","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11695"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11695"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11695\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11698,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11695\/revisions\/11698"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}