{"id":11705,"date":"2011-08-24T15:15:56","date_gmt":"2011-08-24T22:15:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=11705"},"modified":"2011-08-24T15:41:12","modified_gmt":"2011-08-24T22:41:12","slug":"craigslist-job-offer-to-babysit-high-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/craigslist-job-offer-to-babysit-high-people\/","title":{"rendered":"Craigslist Job Offer to Babysit High People"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11706\" title=\"babysit\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/babysit.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"950\" height=\"420\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/babysit.jpg 950w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/babysit-300x132.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 950px) 100vw, 950px\" \/>Back in my day, there was no interwebs to go lookin&#8217; fer someone to watch you while you tripped balls. You had to go at it alone, and pray to Lord Jesus himSELF that you didn&#8217;t accidentally talk to a tree for three and a half hours or eat out of a trashcan or tell a police officer that his job &#8220;didn&#8217;t really matter that much when you really think about it.&#8221; There weren&#8217;t no such thing as a gol durn &#8220;babysitter&#8221; when we were trippin&#8217; on acid in the middle of Central Park, that&#8217;s for DAMN sure.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-11705\" data-postid=\"11705\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-11705 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back in my day, there was no interwebs to go lookin&#8217; fer someone to watch you while you tripped balls. You had to go at it alone, and pray to Lord Jesus himSELF that you didn&#8217;t accidentally talk to a tree for three and a half hours or eat out of a trashcan or tell [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[6703,2348,203,6704,3066,6705,4761],"class_list":["post-11705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-best-craigslist-ads","tag-drugs","tag-funny","tag-job-to-babysit-people-on-mushrooms","tag-mushrooms","tag-tripping-balls","tag-weird-craigslist-ads","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11705"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11705"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11705\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11708,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11705\/revisions\/11708"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}