{"id":11748,"date":"2011-08-29T11:00:54","date_gmt":"2011-08-29T18:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=11748"},"modified":"2011-08-29T11:21:07","modified_gmt":"2011-08-29T18:21:07","slug":"top-3-vma-moments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/top-3-vma-moments\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 3 VMA Moments"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t feel any real need to cover the MTV Video Music Awards with you, because honestly, I&#8217;m pretty sure that the entire offices of MTV have just been reduced to one computer spitting out algorithms that figure out the absolute cheapest, most hack sh*t teenagers are willing to watch, so why are we still allowing it to host an award show? However, the VMAs are, if anything, an opportunity for celebrities to do dumb-ass crap on live television and we can all laugh at it.<\/p>\n<p>So, because I appreciate comedy, AND FOR NO OTHER REASONS, here are the top 3 moments from the VMAs.<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. Justin Bieber brought a snake named Johnson.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11749\" title=\"justin\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/justin.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"380\" height=\"570\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/justin.jpg 380w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/justin-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/justin-340x510.jpg 340w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 380px) 100vw, 380px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Just another reminder that despite his quadrillion dollar paychecks, he is STILL A CHILD: Justin Bieber brought his pet snake that he named after his penis.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. Lady Gaga dressed like a man, got denied a kiss by Britney Spears, and also fell during her performance. Conclusion: Lady Gaga moves one inch closer to complete insanity.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/><\/strong><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"345\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/YoVkiWz4Lxo\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"345\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/c441pvRk6PY\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I debated which video to put here, because they both made me cringe, and decided that both of them are needed so that we all can come to a consensus that we are DONE WITH LADY GAGA. Go home and put on some pajamas, girlfriend. You did just fine.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. MTV sent a PRIVATE PLANE to pick up the CAST OF THE JERSEY SHORE during HURRICANE IRENE, so they wouldn&#8217;t miss the event.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11750\" title=\"jerseyshore\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/jerseyshore.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"473\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/jerseyshore.jpg 360w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/jerseyshore-228x300.jpg 228w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" \/>Sure, Hurricane Irene didn&#8217;t end up causing the life altering devastation that East Coasters expected, but it was definitely a big storm and caused up to $13 billion in damage, displacing families and businesses and stopping all flights in several states. And yet, all that wasn&#8217;t going to stop MTV from loading up a Cessna with Tostino&#8217;s Pizza Rolls and a case of Andre champagne to pick up \u00a0Nicole &#8220;Snooki&#8221; Polizzi,\u00a0Vinny Guadagnino,\u00a0Deena Nicole Cortese and Sammi &#8220;Sweetheart&#8221; Giancola from their town in New Jersey and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usmagazine.com\/moviestvmusic\/news\/jersey-shore-cast-avoids-hurricane-by-flying-private-to-vmas-2011278\" target=\"_blank\">shipping them first class to the award show<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, it would be one thing if we were talking about Jay-Z (and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesuperficial.com\/vmas-beyonce-is-pregnant-08-2011\">his pregnant wife Beyonce!!!<\/a>), or Paul McCartney, or some other music great because their presence at a MUSIC AWARD SHOW would be crucial. But those cellophane-wrapped douche bags? That is a <em>disturbing <\/em>waste of money right there.<\/p>\n<p>SO &#8211; there you have it. The only three reasons you needed to watch the VMAs. So do yourself a favor and erase it from your DVR if you care about your precious brain cells. 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