{"id":11757,"date":"2011-08-29T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-29T19:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=11757"},"modified":"2011-08-29T08:42:45","modified_gmt":"2011-08-29T15:42:45","slug":"is-it-racist-hallmark-card-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/is-it-racist-hallmark-card-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Is it Racist? Hallmark Card Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object style=\"height: 390px; width: 640px\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/k--lBw8nTCk?version=3\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/k--lBw8nTCk?version=3\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"640\" height=\"390\"><\/embed><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Here is my problem with greeting cards: two years in a row, my grandmother bought me the same birthday card. It&#8217;s not that she was lazy and bought two of the same (and trust me, I considered it), it was that she honestly picked the same card two years in a row! Hallmark cards are THAT bland, THAT cookie-cutter, THAT BORING AND AWFUL that she didn&#8217;t realize that she chose the same one for two consecutive years. Greeting cards are the worst! The funny ones aren&#8217;t funny EVEN IN THE SLIGHTEST. And the sappy ones? My god if I get a card with more that four lines of text on the front I instantly hate the person that bought it. In the words of Kevin James &#8211; &#8220;This is like HOMEWORK.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My point is, whether or not that card up there actually said &#8220;black hoes&#8221; or &#8220;black holes,&#8221; and I am definitely leaning towards black holes because I&#8217;m pretty sure no business would purposefully do something that would <em>ensure<\/em> they lose profits, cards are dumb and shouldn&#8217;t be paid attention to. The end.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-11757\" data-postid=\"11757\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-11757 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is my problem with greeting cards: two years in a row, my grandmother bought me the same birthday card. It&#8217;s not that she was lazy and bought two of the same (and trust me, I considered it), it was that she honestly picked the same card two years in a row! Hallmark cards are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[6732,6733,6729,4896,6731,6730,2404],"class_list":["post-11757","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-black-hoes","tag-black-holes","tag-graduation-card","tag-is-it-racist","tag-naacp-says-card-is-racist","tag-racist-graduation-card","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11757"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11757"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11757\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11760,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11757\/revisions\/11760"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11757"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11757"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11757"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}