{"id":11791,"date":"2011-08-31T09:36:32","date_gmt":"2011-08-31T16:36:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=11791"},"modified":"2011-08-31T09:36:56","modified_gmt":"2011-08-31T16:36:56","slug":"human-slingshot-slip-n-slide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/human-slingshot-slip-n-slide\/","title":{"rendered":"The Human Slingshot Slip-N-Slide"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Next up in our series of rides-that-might-not-kill-you-but-will-definitely-render-you-paralyzed, we have The Human Slingshot, a homemade set up in Paradise, Utah in a lake OR SHOULD I SAY MINIATURE 150 ft POND. According to the cameraman of this video*, three people passed out upon impact, so &#8220;don&#8217;t try this at home.&#8221; Oh, DARN. You mean I can&#8217;t tie a bungee cord to an F-150 and fling teenagers 130 feet into a shallow pool of water in the middle of a desert away from any sort of medical personnel? WHAT A DRAG.<\/p>\n<p>To be fair, the actual slip-n-slide does look pretty fun:<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"345\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ShFAeNdiEiA\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>* &#8211; this video is a bit&#8230; much, wouldn&#8217;t you say? I mean the giggly blonde 15-year-old girls pouring water on each other and blowing kisses to the camera, and the rambunctious teen boys &#8220;partying&#8221; super hard, and the shaky camera and the THREE AND A HALF MINUTES OF THE SAME THING? Give it a break, kid.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-11791\" data-postid=\"11791\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-11791 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Next up in our series of rides-that-might-not-kill-you-but-will-definitely-render-you-paralyzed, we have The Human Slingshot, a homemade set up in Paradise, Utah in a lake OR SHOULD I SAY MINIATURE 150 ft POND. According to the cameraman of this video*, three people passed out upon impact, so &#8220;don&#8217;t try this at home.&#8221; Oh, DARN. You mean I can&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[6665,3807,6751,6752,1748],"class_list":["post-11791","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cars-and-rides","tag-crazy-rides","tag-crazy-videos","tag-human-slingshot","tag-human-slingshot-slip-n-slide","tag-rides","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11791"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11791"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11791\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11795,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11791\/revisions\/11795"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}