{"id":11842,"date":"2011-09-02T15:30:10","date_gmt":"2011-09-02T22:30:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=11842"},"modified":"2011-09-02T10:45:06","modified_gmt":"2011-09-02T17:45:06","slug":"guy-calls-911-to-demand-hooker-refund","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/guy-calls-911-to-demand-hooker-refund\/","title":{"rendered":"Guy Calls 911 To Demand Hooker Refund"},"content":{"rendered":"

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That, my friends, is a picture of a man who has defied Darwin’s theory of ‘survival of the fittest.’ According to the Smoking Gun<\/a>, Ahmed Hasnain of Kansas ordered a prostitute to his Motel 6 on Wednesday, presumably hoping for a fling with a Witchita hooker, which is the top of the totem pole of hookers, if you didn’t know.<\/p>\n

However, he was shocked when not one, but TWO ladies of the night showed up to his hotel room, demanding $160 for their services. The article doesn’t say whether or not Hasnain even received any, um, services<\/em>, but it does note that he was not pleased with the dealings. So, obviously, OF COURSE, he called 911 to lodge a complaint and demand a refund.<\/p>\n

OF COURSE.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Needless to say, instead of getting a refund in 3 to 5 days, Hasnain was arrested and booked on patronizing a prostitute and headed to jail for the night. Although it’s not as dumb a crime as calling 911 from a house you’re robbing,<\/a> I definitely classify this as a Class 1 dumb crime.<\/p>\n

Poor guy, he even wore his best stripey polo for the event. What a jip.<\/p>\n

Happy Friday before a long weekend, everyone! Make it count!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n

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