{"id":11863,"date":"2011-09-07T15:30:59","date_gmt":"2011-09-07T22:30:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=11863"},"modified":"2011-09-07T11:21:05","modified_gmt":"2011-09-07T18:21:05","slug":"norway-vs-us-sex-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/norway-vs-us-sex-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Norway Vs US: Sex Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I recently watched an episode of Anthony Bourdain&#8217;s &#8216;No Reservations&#8217; show where he talked about &#8220;going bamboo,&#8221; or vacationing to a country so amazing that you end up staying forever. This usually happens in tropical paradises like Indonesia or Vietnam, but I could see myself &#8220;going bamboo&#8221; in Norway after seeing these two dueling news stories.<\/p>\n<p>The hilarious parody music video below is apparently used as sex education in the European country, and is honest, funny, informative, and open &#8211; all things Americans tend to lack when it comes to sex. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/shawn-lawrence-otto\/rick-perry-abstinence_b_904115.html\">While one of our largest states teaches abstinence only in high school<\/a> (and oddly enough has the highest teen pregnancy rate), Norway is featuring real educational videos that even kept no-attention-span-me entertained for the full 3 minutes.<\/p>\n<p>Check out the video and let us know what you think &#8211;<strong><em> could this be used in American high schools or is it too risque (and also how hilarious are some of their mispronunciations?)?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"345\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/369FGAb1iI8\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em><br \/><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>And now it&#8217;s America&#8217;s turn. Brace yourself, this is an embarrassing one.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Picture-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Picture 3\" width=\"321\" height=\"234\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11828\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Picture-3.jpg 321w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/Picture-3-300x218.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 321px) 100vw, 321px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Remember the New Mexico cop who was caught having sex on the hood of his car? <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/state-trooper-caught-having-sex-on-hood-of-car\/\" target=\"_blank\">We discussed the transgression here <\/a>and contemplated how terrible the action really was (answer: not that terrible). However, after the local news &#8220;investigated&#8221; and &#8220;tried to get to the bottom of the story&#8221; and &#8220;demanded action be taken,&#8221; it seems as the though the state trooper has been fired. <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kob.com\/article\/stories\/s2267651.shtml\" target=\"_blank\">According to KOB.com,<\/a> the state trooper &#8220;was named the 2009 District 1 state police officer of the year and  was honored for going above and beyond the call of duty in July,&#8221; but that was not enough to save him from his hood-of-the-car humping.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sure, he messed up. Yes, he may have been abusing his power. But let&#8217;s go ahead and remember that in the past, cops around the nation have <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/family-sues-police-over-california-taser-death-004054613.html\" target=\"_blank\">tazered people to death<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thedenverchannel.com\/news\/29100132\/detail.html\" target=\"_blank\">nearly beat a man to death<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wjla.com\/articles\/2011\/09\/d-c-officer-accused-of-shooting-woman-s-pet-dog-65982.html\" target=\"_blank\">shot a woman&#8217;s dog in front of her face<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.courthousenews.com\/2011\/09\/06\/39544.htm\" target=\"_blank\">forced young girls to give them oral sex<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pixiq.com\/article\/fullerton-police-accused-of-confiscating-yet-another-camera\" target=\"_blank\">confiscated cameras from people recording them harassing and beating homeless people<\/a>, AND HAVE NOT BEEN FIRED.<\/p>\n<p>But getting some nookie while on the clock? Hand over your badge, empty your desk, get out of here. Just another reminder that America is still a Puritanical (and yet unbelievably hypocritical) nation that sells sex but then shames those who buy it.<\/p>\n<p>Pack your bags, boys, we&#8217;re moving to Norway.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-11863\" data-postid=\"11863\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-11863 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I recently watched an episode of Anthony Bourdain&#8217;s &#8216;No Reservations&#8217; show where he talked about &#8220;going bamboo,&#8221; or vacationing to a country so amazing that you end up staying forever. 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