{"id":11924,"date":"2011-09-13T09:30:19","date_gmt":"2011-09-13T16:30:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=11924"},"modified":"2011-09-13T08:42:06","modified_gmt":"2011-09-13T15:42:06","slug":"pug-tries-to-mount-border-collie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/pug-tries-to-mount-border-collie\/","title":{"rendered":"Pug Tries to Mount Border Collie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object style=\"height: 390px; width: 640px\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/itqZv09m_ac?version=3\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/itqZv09m_ac?version=3\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"640\" height=\"390\"><\/embed><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s inspirational videos like this that get my days started right. Look at Petey, the little pug with the unbridled determination of a small horny child. According to BuzzFeed, he gets so excited to go on car rides that he cannot HELP but mount (or at least attempt to mount) the much larger Leo. It doesn&#8217;t matter how many failed attempts he&#8217;s made, or how difficult it is for his tiny legs keep up with Leo, or how far from its destination his tiny dog-penis stays. He is gonna <em>TRY<\/em>, goddamnit, and no generations of inbreeding or propensity for hip and nasal problems are going to keep him down!<\/p>\n<p>SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A BOOTY CALL, STAT!<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-11924\" data-postid=\"11924\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-11924 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s inspirational videos like this that get my days started right. Look at Petey, the little pug with the unbridled determination of a small horny child. According to BuzzFeed, he gets so excited to go on car rides that he cannot HELP but mount (or at least attempt to mount) the much larger Leo. It [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[6864,6867,6865,6866,6863,6868],"class_list":["post-11924","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","tag-dogs","tag-funny-dog-videos","tag-funny-pet-videos","tag-leo-and-petey","tag-pug-trying-to-mount-border-collie","tag-tuesday","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11924"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11924"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11924\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11927,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11924\/revisions\/11927"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}