{"id":11986,"date":"2011-09-15T13:15:02","date_gmt":"2011-09-15T20:15:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=11986"},"modified":"2011-09-15T09:30:28","modified_gmt":"2011-09-15T16:30:28","slug":"which-fan-is-more-awesome-ron-paul-vs-the-dallas-cowboys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/which-fan-is-more-awesome-ron-paul-vs-the-dallas-cowboys\/","title":{"rendered":"Which Fan is More Awesome: Ron Paul vs The Dallas Cowboys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some days it&#8217;s tough to find enough content that&#8217;s funny enough, weird enough, or gross enough to keep this blog up to its highest of smut standards. I will meticulously comb through hours of video and pages of celebrity gossip and crime reports, but nothing will stand out as being extraordinarily strange. <\/p>\n<p>Other days, I can&#8217;t STOP running into weird sh*t. <\/p>\n<p>Take the following two videos, which feature a die-hard Dallas fan who can&#8217;t keep a tune to save his life, and a Ron Paul 2012 supporter who is having a bit of trouble making any sort of sense at all. Which is more awesome? <em>(Note: my vote goes to drunk Ron Paul supporter for the classic line, &#8220;what is the legal limit of HURTING SOMEONE?!&#8221;)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/9KDuKAT5Apg\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2FzJfxyugek\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-11986\" data-postid=\"11986\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-11986 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some days it&#8217;s tough to find enough content that&#8217;s funny enough, weird enough, or gross enough to keep this blog up to its highest of smut standards. I will meticulously comb through hours of video and pages of celebrity gossip and crime reports, but nothing will stand out as being extraordinarily strange. Other days, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[1162,6910,6911,6912,6909,6907,6908],"class_list":["post-11986","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","tag-awesome","tag-dallas-cowbouys-theme-song","tag-dallas-cowboys-new-theme-song","tag-dalls-fan-makes-horrible-new-theme-song","tag-drunk-ron-paul-supporter-dui","tag-ron-paul-2012","tag-ron-paul-supporter-video","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11986"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11986"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11986\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11989,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11986\/revisions\/11989"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}