{"id":12011,"date":"2011-09-19T13:00:07","date_gmt":"2011-09-19T20:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=12011"},"modified":"2011-09-19T11:08:10","modified_gmt":"2011-09-19T18:08:10","slug":"a-wet-dream-on-elm-street-looks-kind-of-awesome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/a-wet-dream-on-elm-street-looks-kind-of-awesome\/","title":{"rendered":"A Wet Dream on Elm Street Looks Kind of Awesome"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hate scary movies. They give me nightmares and make me nervous in my own house and make me wary of every person on the street because apparently just about anyone can be a unkillable murdering psycho-clown and you won&#8217;t know it till they&#8217;re removing your liver with a circular saw. <\/p>\n<p>The only things I hate MORE than scary movies, though, are pornos that attempt to have too much of a story line. The acting is terrible and the storylines are completely unrealistic (see: my earlier post) and it takes forEVER to get the stuff you WANT to see. <\/p>\n<p>However, somehow, by the process of cancellation maybe, <em>A Wet Dream on Elm Street<\/em> looks, well, kind of AWESOME? What do you think?<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"600\" height=\"332\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/ictv-dread-ec.indieclicktv.com\/player\/embed\/9f0e17cb15c705e5d103853141ed8ae9\/4e6fe837423cb\/56\/0\/defaultPlayer^player.swf\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/ictv-dread-ec.indieclicktv.com\/player\/embed\/9f0e17cb15c705e5d103853141ed8ae9\/4e6fe837423cb\/56\/0\/defaultPlayer^player.swf\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" width=\"600\" height=\"332\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-12011\" data-postid=\"12011\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-12011 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate scary movies. They give me nightmares and make me nervous in my own house and make me wary of every person on the street because apparently just about anyone can be a unkillable murdering psycho-clown and you won&#8217;t know it till they&#8217;re removing your liver with a circular saw. The only things I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1162,203,255,366,6938,916,6937,927,781,6936],"class_list":["post-12011","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","tag-awesome","tag-funny","tag-funny-video","tag-movies","tag-nightmare-on-elm-street","tag-porn","tag-porn-movies","tag-pornography","tag-trailers","tag-wet-dream-on-elm-street","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12011"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12011"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12011\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12014,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12011\/revisions\/12014"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}