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Sure, we learned this morning that Tuesdays are a TEENY-TINY-ITTY-BIT better than Mondays in ONE respect: people aren’t as worried about STDs on Tuesdays. Fine! FINE. That doesn’t change the fact that Tuesdays suck for about ten trillion other reasons, including but not limited to: no football, no excuse to go out and have a beer, it’s not even hump day and it’s a full four days away from the weekend, and also I got stung by a bee this morning. A BEE. TUESDAYS SHOULD DIE IN A FIRE.<\/p>\n
While we watch Tuesdays burn into a pile of smoldering ashes, though, let’s at least enjoy this week’s Tuesday TestiMOANials: proof from actual members that OnlineBootyCall has more to offer than your average, run-of-the-mill dating site. Sign in today and make your Wednesdays a literal<\/em> humpday!<\/p>\n “I met this guy a couple years ago on here and we\u00a0mostly played tag by sending messages back and\u00a0forth for a while before we got the chance to talk\u00a0on the phone and eventually meet in person. Who\u00a0knows how long it will last or where it will go\u00a0from here but at this moment, I am very happy with\u00a0the guy I choose!” <\/strong><\/em>Female, 34, Huntsville, NC<\/strong><\/p>\n “I have found a significant other… Thanks OBC!”<\/em> Male, 38, Fredricksburg, VA<\/strong><\/p>\n “We are platonic friends for now. He is someone who\u00a0want the same thing I desire which is\u00a0companionship. We hit it off the first time we\u00a0met. Thank you!” <\/em>Female, 40, Trenton, NJ<\/strong><\/p>\n “Time to close my account, I met someone!” <\/em>Male, 30, Oakland, CA<\/strong><\/p>\n “Just started dating but it is so perfect!!” <\/em>Female, 47, Stockton, CA<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n\n Sure, we learned this morning that Tuesdays are a TEENY-TINY-ITTY-BIT better than Mondays in ONE respect: people aren’t as worried about STDs on Tuesdays. Fine! FINE. That doesn’t change the fact that Tuesdays suck for about ten trillion other reasons, including but not limited to: no football, no excuse to go out and have a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[6695,6952,6694,6647,6425],"class_list":["post-12027","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories","tag-does-onlinebootycall-work","tag-obc-testimonials","tag-online-dating-success-stories","tag-onlinebootycall-success-stories","tag-testimoanial-tuesday","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12027"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12027"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12027\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12030,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12027\/revisions\/12030"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}\n <\/div>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"