{"id":12138,"date":"2011-09-29T09:45:58","date_gmt":"2011-09-29T16:45:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=12138"},"modified":"2011-09-29T09:00:57","modified_gmt":"2011-09-29T16:00:57","slug":"man-writes-book-about-sex-with-a-dolphin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/man-writes-book-about-sex-with-a-dolphin\/","title":{"rendered":"Man Writes Book About Sex With a Dolphin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12139\" title=\"brenner\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/brenner.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"330\" height=\"220\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/brenner.jpg 330w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/brenner-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 330px) 100vw, 330px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Not JUST sex with a dolphin, but a nine-month &#8220;intimate relationship&#8221; with it. Yep. Put your frosted flakes down, because it gets worse. According to Flash News, 58-year-old Malcolm Brenner is claiming that in 1971 he carried out a relationship with Ruby, a dolphin in captivity at a Florida amusement park (ah yes, the most sane state* in the Union!) and instantly forged a relationship with her. He details this all in his new book (prepare for nausea) Wet Goddess: Recollections of a Dolphin Lover, available on Amazon.com.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flashnews.com\/news\/wfn1100405J15041.html\" target=\"_blank\">Via Flash News<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>He says the dolphin would nuzzle, flirt, and dance for him in the water, making it known that she wanted something more than friendship.<\/p>\n<p>The constant \u201ccome-ons\u201d led Brenner to look at Ruby as a person. At the dolphin\u2019s suggestion they got physical and engaged in sex, an experience he calls \u201cphenomenal.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Brenner says a relationship with a dolphin is hard because they\u2019re clingy and \u201crequire attention 24\/7.\u201d Since his tryst with Ruby, he\u2019s never loved another.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh, man, what a BITCH, that dolphin, huh? Gettin&#8217; all clingy and sh*t after basically being MOLESTED BY A HUMAN PENIS. To be fair, we&#8217;ve seen male dolphins try to take advantage of female SCUBA divers, in fact <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/dolphin-rape-an-epidemic\/\" target=\"_blank\">we even released a PSA on it,<\/a> but that doesn&#8217;t change that fact that Brenner had a whirlwind relationship with a FRIGGIN DOLPHIN and then ditched her. I vote we bring him on Ocean Maury (hosted by an octopus, obviously) and get a paternity test to see if Ruby&#8217;s child belongs to dead beat Malcolm Brenner because if so he TOTALLY OWES CHILD SUPPORT, GIRLFRIEND.<\/p>\n<p>*it should be noted that beastiality is not illegal in Florida. Obviously.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-12138\" data-postid=\"12138\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-12138 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not JUST sex with a dolphin, but a nine-month &#8220;intimate relationship&#8221; with it. Yep. Put your frosted flakes down, because it gets worse. 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