{"id":12155,"date":"2011-09-30T10:46:44","date_gmt":"2011-09-30T17:46:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=12155"},"modified":"2011-09-30T09:46:58","modified_gmt":"2011-09-30T16:46:58","slug":"cow-nipple-evening-gown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/cow-nipple-evening-gown\/","title":{"rendered":"Cow Nipple Evening Gown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sure, why not. Hey, I&#8217;m all for respecting the animal and using all of it (although I personally will not be eating the sphincter), and let&#8217;s be honest, Rachel Friere&#8217;s cow nipple idea isn&#8217;t any worse than anything we&#8217;ve seen Lady Gaga wear in the past. And ACTUALLY, those little cow nips kinda look like flowers if you squint your eyes and hold your head away from the screen, right?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12160\" title=\"cownips\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/cownips.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/cownips.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/cownips-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>I vote YES on the cow nipple dress. I will not be wearing it to any clubs anytime in the near future, but <em>SURE<\/em>, why not.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/donnad\/evening-gown-created-entirely-of-cow-nipples\" target=\"_blank\">Via Buzzfeed<\/a><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-12155\" data-postid=\"12155\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-12155 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sure, why not. Hey, I&#8217;m all for respecting the animal and using all of it (although I personally will not be eating the sphincter), and let&#8217;s be honest, Rachel Friere&#8217;s cow nipple idea isn&#8217;t any worse than anything we&#8217;ve seen Lady Gaga wear in the past. And ACTUALLY, those little cow nips kinda look like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[7038,7039,2024,479,7040,7041,2404],"class_list":["post-12155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-style-and-wear","tag-cow-nipple-evening-gown","tag-cow-nipples","tag-dresses","tag-lady-gaga","tag-weird-fashion","tag-weird-style","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12155"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12155"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12155\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12162,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12155\/revisions\/12162"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}