{"id":12251,"date":"2011-10-07T15:45:52","date_gmt":"2011-10-07T22:45:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=12251"},"modified":"2011-10-07T09:46:50","modified_gmt":"2011-10-07T16:46:50","slug":"man-assaults-ex-for-not-liking-his-status-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/man-assaults-ex-for-not-liking-his-status-update\/","title":{"rendered":"Man Assaults Ex For Not Liking His Status Update"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_12256\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-12256\" style=\"width: 503px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-12256\" title=\"facebook\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/facebook.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"503\" height=\"204\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/facebook.jpg 503w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/facebook-300x121.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 503px) 100vw, 503px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-12256\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">img via alamy<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Facebook has become the central hub of many peoples&#8217; lives. Specifically my family that lives in the South. Boy do they love their Farmville and Pirate Wars and Mafia bullsh*t. And with the new Facebook feed, I can practically watch them waste their hours away commenting on photos and liking their own Nickleback-lyric status updates. So it&#8217;s fairly unsurprising to me that the following crime story happened to a Texan.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2011\/10\/07\/facebook-status-feud-resu_0_n_999462.html\" target=\"_blank\">According to the Huffington Post<\/a>, Texas man Benito Apolinar posted a status update commemorating the anniversary of his mother&#8217;s death. We can assume that many people &#8220;liked&#8221; the status as a show of support to their friend, but when his ex-wife, Dolores, failed to display her tiny thumbs up of appreciation, Benito became inconsolable. A fight broke out between the two, in which he hit his ex-wife and pulled her hair, thus scoring him an arrest for battery.<\/p>\n<p>Look, I am guilty as anyone for feeling a sort of pride in my Facebook page. If a well-crafted joke in a status goes largely unnoticed, there is a sense of disappointment , because OBVIOUSLY, status updates are inherently narcissistic and show that we humans THRIVE on approval of others. But this case takes it a bit further, and I&#8217;m gonna have to use it as <strong>reason #3,940 not to get married: YOUR EX-HUSBAND MIGHT ASSAULT YOU OVER A FRIGGIN&#8217; STATUS UPDATE.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>TGIF, guys. It&#8217;s been a long week. Grab a beer, put on some sweatpants, and let&#8217;s call it a day.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-12251\" data-postid=\"12251\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-12251 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Facebook has become the central hub of many peoples&#8217; lives. Specifically my family that lives in the South. Boy do they love their Farmville and Pirate Wars and Mafia bullsh*t. And with the new Facebook feed, I can practically watch them waste their hours away commenting on photos and liking their own Nickleback-lyric status updates. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[7105,2444,883,7106,5662,2404,7107],"class_list":["post-12251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-benito-apolitar","tag-crazy-news","tag-facebook","tag-man-assaults-ex-wife-for-not-liking-his-status-update","tag-texas","tag-wtf","tag-wtf-crime-story","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12251"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12251"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12262,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12251\/revisions\/12262"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}