{"id":12286,"date":"2011-10-12T12:15:23","date_gmt":"2011-10-12T19:15:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=12286"},"modified":"2011-10-12T11:02:44","modified_gmt":"2011-10-12T18:02:44","slug":"ashtons-fling-speaks-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/ashtons-fling-speaks-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Ashton’s Fling Speaks Out"},"content":{"rendered":"

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As a blog that thrives mostly on celebrity sex tapes and calling peoples’ outfits “uggo,” you might be surprised when I say that I think tabloid magazines should be shut down forever and ever and every last one should be incinerated on Mars. But it’s true – while celebrity’s dumb moves (like say, wearing uggo outfits or leaking their own sex tape) are funny and should be ridiculed, I don’t think it’s fair to allow people to sell their BS stories about celebs for inSANE amounts of money.<\/p>\n

Take, for example, this story, about a 22-year-old ho-bag<\/span> woman who supposedly met Ashton Kutcher while skanking around<\/span> partying in Vegas. According to Sarah Leal’s story, which she allegedly sold to US Weekly<\/a> for $250,000, the two had sex on the morning of he and his wife, Demi Moore’s sixth wedding anniversary. From the article:<\/p>\n

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“He just came up and kissed me,” the Texas native tells Us of Kutcher’s first bold move in the wee hours; minutes later, Leal, Kutcher and another young woman were completely nude and in a hot tub on the balcony. When Kutcher claimed that he was “separated” from wife Moore, 48, Leal tells Us<\/em> she believed him.<\/p>\n

After retreating to Kutcher’s bedroom past 6 a.m., “he lost his towel and I took my robe off,” Leal says. “Then we had sex.”<\/p>\n

“He was good,” Leal reveals. “It wasn’t weird or perverted.” It also wasn’t 100 percent safe, either: Leal tells Us<\/em> that Kutcher did not wear a condom during their one-on-one encounter.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Leal also sold her incriminating tale to The Sun,<\/a> where she went into a few more details, saying,<\/p>\n

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‘We had sex twice. Everything felt natural. We were having a good time. One thing led to another. He was good but it wasn’t weird or perverted or creepy. I was attracted to him and he was attracted to me. He had great endurance. We were up for a while. It was about two hours.<\/p>\n

The last thing I remember him saying was he did a good job. We woke up and I was wearing a robe. He opened it up and I was like, ‘What are you doing?’ He was like, ‘Just checking. OK, I did good! You’re really pretty.’<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Aw man, sounds like a fairy tale story, doesn’t it? Boy meets girl, girl gets naked in hot tub, boy lies about being married, they have unprotected sex and then she sells her story to a magazine with the substance and integrity of a tortilla.<\/p>\n

BCU supports casual, fun (even VEGAS) sex, but we don’t approve of this story. Why?<\/p>\n

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  1. Ashton Kutcher was married. Why did you marry a woman 400 years your senior if you were still attracted to the young flesh?<\/li>\n
  2. They didn’t use a rubber. Ashton, YOU MET HER IN VEGAS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.<\/li>\n
  3. She sold her story to a tabloid. If you’re gonna have a fling with a celeb in Vegas, this is the time to adhere to the adage, “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas you big mouthed, fame-hungry cum gutter<\/span>!”<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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