{"id":12328,"date":"2011-10-14T10:15:32","date_gmt":"2011-10-14T17:15:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=12328"},"modified":"2011-10-14T08:49:41","modified_gmt":"2011-10-14T15:49:41","slug":"wonder-cream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wonder-cream\/","title":{"rendered":"Wonder Cream"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12329\" title=\"wondercream\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/wondercream.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"563\" height=\"404\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/wondercream.jpg 625w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/wondercream-300x215.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 563px) 100vw, 563px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Now all it needs is the ability to clean itself up <em>AND WE ARE SET! <\/em>Thank you Japan, as always!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">(Also, am I the only one that thought that said &#8220;<strong>SHARK<\/strong> c*nt&#8221;? Because that might actually be even more amazing.)<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-12328\" data-postid=\"12328\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-12328 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now all it needs is the ability to clean itself up AND WE ARE SET! Thank you Japan, as always! \u00a0 (Also, am I the only one that thought that said &#8220;SHARK c*nt&#8221;? Because that might actually be even more amazing.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[848,3876,7160,7161,7162,7159,2404],"class_list":["post-12328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tech-and-gadgets","tag-japan","tag-lol","tag-shrink-cunt","tag-weird-japan-stuff","tag-weird-sex-products","tag-wonder-cream","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12328"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12328"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12328\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12331,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12328\/revisions\/12331"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}