{"id":12413,"date":"2011-10-20T11:15:29","date_gmt":"2011-10-20T18:15:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=12413"},"modified":"2011-10-19T15:58:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-19T22:58:00","slug":"woman-throws-frozen-steak-at-boyfriend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/woman-throws-frozen-steak-at-boyfriend\/","title":{"rendered":"Woman Throws Frozen Steak at Boyfriend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-12423 aligncenter\" title=\"frozensteak\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/frozensteak.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"399\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/frozensteak.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/frozensteak-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Remember MadLibs? The awesome game where you made up hilariously nonsensical stories by inserting random (usually poop-related) words into otherwise normal stories to make them totally ABSURD? That&#8217;s how I feel about this next crime story, featuring a couple arguing over <strong><em>freezer space.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesmokinggun.com\/buster\/assault\/assaulting-your-boyfriend-frozen-steak-no-way-settle-beef\" target=\"_blank\">According to the Smoking Gun<\/a>, Edna Verdin became F***ING FURIOUS on Sunday night when she found that her boyfriend, Jerry Voisin, had not left enough space in their LOUISIANA home&#8217;s FREEZER so that she could STORE her TEQUILA ROSE, a STRAWBERRY CREAM LIQUEUR, that she is apparently very fond of. To teach him a lesson, Edna removed one of his FROZEN STEAKS from the FREEZER and FLUNG it at his HEAD, leaving a WIDE GASH ON HIS FOREHEAD.<\/p>\n<p>Doesn&#8217;t that sound like a MadLib? Like someone removed all the normal words and replaced them with ridiculous ones? Let&#8217;s see what it might look like if it was a normally written statement:<\/p>\n<p>Edna Verdin became<em><strong> slightly irritated<\/strong><\/em> on Sunday night when she found that her  boyfriend, Jerry Voisin, had not left enough space in their <strong><em>California <\/em><\/strong> home&#8217;s<strong><em> garage <\/em><\/strong>so that she could <strong><em>park <\/em><\/strong>her<em><strong> car,<\/strong><\/em> a <strong><em>Ford Explorer<\/em><\/strong> that she is apparently very fond of. To teach him a lesson, Edna removed one of his <strong><em>cars<\/em><\/strong> from <strong><em>the garage<\/em><\/strong> and <strong><em>parked it<\/em><\/strong> on the <strong><em>street<\/em><\/strong>, leaving a <em><strong>space<\/strong><\/em> for <strong><em>her own vehicle<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Alas, that is not the case. This story is just plain nuts.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-12413\" data-postid=\"12413\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-12413 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember MadLibs? The awesome game where you made up hilariously nonsensical stories by inserting random (usually poop-related) words into otherwise normal stories to make them totally ABSURD? That&#8217;s how I feel about this next crime story, featuring a couple arguing over freezer space. According to the Smoking Gun, Edna Verdin became F***ING FURIOUS on Sunday [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[327,4878,7223,5099,3982,7221,7222,4619,2404],"class_list":["post-12413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-alcohol","tag-crime-report","tag-edna-verdin","tag-funny-crime-stories","tag-reasons-to-stay-single","tag-tequila-rose","tag-thesmokinggun","tag-weird-crime-stories","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12413"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12413"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12425,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12413\/revisions\/12425"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}