{"id":12488,"date":"2011-10-27T11:15:42","date_gmt":"2011-10-27T18:15:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=12488"},"modified":"2011-10-26T12:39:55","modified_gmt":"2011-10-26T19:39:55","slug":"the-creamy-bacon-donut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/the-creamy-bacon-donut\/","title":{"rendered":"The Creamy Bacon Donut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I will be headed to Las Vegas, NV in exactly 15 days to watch and report on the Manny Pacquiao vs Juan Manuel Marquez fight at the MGM Grand Hotel. Due to this forthcoming event, one might refer to my diet as &#8220;terrifying&#8221; or &#8220;probably going to kill you.&#8221; But hey, if I learned anything from Full House, it&#8217;s that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=dj%20tannered\" target=\"_blank\">two weeks of fasting and working out too hard might make you faint on a treadmill but that&#8217;s about it<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Because of the aforementioned diet, my cravings for such foods as bacon, Cheetohs, Fritos, Doritos (and any other -itos), candy, chocolate, massive carne asada platters, and just about any other type of bad-for-you food are through the damn ROOF. Just seeing a cheeseburger on someone&#8217;s table gives me the shakes. That being said, here is something called a Creamy Bacon Donut from <a href=\"http:\/\/foodbeast.com\/content\/2011\/10\/24\/creamy-bacon-donut-3\/\" target=\"_blank\">FoodBeast.com,<\/a> which is &#8220;a glazed donut split as a sandwich bun, filled with bacon, cream, blueberries, pineapple pieces and strawberries.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12489\" title=\"bacondonut\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/bacondonut.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/bacondonut.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/bacondonut-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to pass out.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-12488\" data-postid=\"12488\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-12488 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I will be headed to Las Vegas, NV in exactly 15 days to watch and report on the Manny Pacquiao vs Juan Manuel Marquez fight at the MGM Grand Hotel. Due to this forthcoming event, one might refer to my diet as &#8220;terrifying&#8221; or &#8220;probably going to kill you.&#8221; But hey, if I learned anything [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[3382,7269,7272,7270,2338,1638,7271,2404],"class_list":["post-12488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink","tag-amazing","tag-bacon-donut","tag-crazy-foods","tag-creamy-bacon-donut","tag-delicious","tag-food","tag-food-beast","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12488"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12488"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12488\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12490,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12488\/revisions\/12490"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}