{"id":12491,"date":"2011-10-27T13:45:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-27T20:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=12491"},"modified":"2011-10-26T13:41:12","modified_gmt":"2011-10-26T20:41:12","slug":"top-five-yikes-costumes-of-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/top-five-yikes-costumes-of-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"Top Five YIKES Costumes of 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"

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What is a “yikes” costume, you ask? Simple: it’s anything that will make someone cringe, or look away, or vomit, or slap you. A yikes costume<\/em> denounces political correctness and says NAY to the normal, acceptable levels of offensiveness. There will be no cat ears on a yikes costumer, no packaged latex mask. There MIGHT be vomit.<\/p>\n

1. Big Bad Wolf<\/strong><\/p>\n

Using a pretend severed head from a Halloween store and a pair of pants a couple sizes too big, scare your friends and strangers by whipping this awkward head out your zipper when you enter the room. Confused? See THIS POST<\/a>.<\/p>\n

2. Muammar Gaddhafi<\/strong><\/p>\n

It would be easy to dress as the recently captured and killed dictator without raising too many eyebrows, but the key here to gaining a leg up on authenticity is to glue the handle of a knife to the butt of your pants. Recently released footage shows that someone actually sodomized the injured Gaddhafi<\/a> with a blade as he was pulled from his bunker. Adding that tiny detail will make all the difference in making your costume YIKESable.<\/p>\n

3. Doug Hutchison and his child bride Courtney Stodden<\/strong><\/p>\n

Channeling this horrific series of photos, dress in a red shirt, awkward pants, head bandana, and out-of-date sunglasses. With you, carry a blonde headed baby doll dressed in a tiny bikini. Slather that baby’s face in lipstick, eyeshadow, and drawn on abs.<\/p>\n

4. Casey Anthony Lover<\/strong><\/p>\n

This requires two costumes: one, of a creepy, van-driving rapist, and two, of a Casey Anthony supporter. Take, for example, a creepy mustache, hair slicked back, and brown cardigan under which you have a t-shirt that says “Marry Me Casey!” and a pin that says “Team Casey!”<\/p>\n

5. Zombie Steve Jobs – (ugh, even I feel bad writing this)
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Snug black turtle neck, tucked into jeans complimented by zombie makeup. For the full effect, use an iPad shirt and have a cross section of a destroyed pancreas on the screen as the Pandora app plays scary Halloween music.<\/p>\n

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What is a “yikes” costume, you ask? Simple: it’s anything that will make someone cringe, or look away, or vomit, or slap you. A yikes costume denounces political correctness and says NAY to the normal, acceptable levels of offensiveness. There will be no cat ears on a yikes costumer, no packaged latex mask. There MIGHT […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[7278,7273,6225,6087,7282,7276,7283,7280,7279,7277,7281],"class_list":["post-12491","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-style-and-wear","tag-2011-costumes","tag-big-bad-wolf","tag-casey-anthony","tag-courtney-stodden","tag-dough-hutchison","tag-duck-sauce","tag-muammar-gaddhafi","tag-not-okay","tag-too-soon","tag-wtf-costumes","tag-zombia-steve-jobs","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12491"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12491"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12491\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12497,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12491\/revisions\/12497"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}