{"id":12516,"date":"2011-10-31T09:30:22","date_gmt":"2011-10-31T16:30:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=12516"},"modified":"2011-10-31T09:21:31","modified_gmt":"2011-10-31T16:21:31","slug":"heidi-klum-wins-halloween","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/heidi-klum-wins-halloween\/","title":{"rendered":"Heidi Klum Wins Halloween"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good morning, readers. Let’s have a little chat, shall we?<\/p>\n

Look, I’m all for ladies dressing scandalously for Halloween. It’s really the only time you can wear a thong, fishnets, and a pair of cat ears and say you’re a “kitten” without people raising eyebrows. In the downtown section of our lovely city Saturday night, I saw more flesh (both men and women, actually – dudes need to stop this cross-dressing theme that’s been going on) than I’ve seen in the last year (including January’s AVN awards). It was awesome! However, there was a stunning lack of creativity that made me sad as I nearly ran over the twelfth “Little Red Riding Hood” on my way home at 3 am. COME ON, PEOPLE! You can be as slutty as you want as long as you make it at least SEMI-interesting!<\/p>\n

Take a page out of Heidi Klum’s book, for example. The woman has one of the sexiest bodies in the business, and yet she went with THIS GEM:<\/p>\n

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Friggin’ awesome, If I do say so myself. Sexy, highlights her curves, and yet still has the perfect amount of ICK to make it Halloween appropriate. YOU WIN, MADAME.<\/p>\n

For more pics of this awesome costume (and other celebs too) head over to TheSuperficial.<\/a><\/p>\n\n

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