{"id":12526,"date":"2011-10-31T11:30:28","date_gmt":"2011-10-31T18:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=12526"},"modified":"2011-10-31T10:09:23","modified_gmt":"2011-10-31T17:09:23","slug":"kim-kardashian-is-getting-divorced-already","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/kim-kardashian-is-getting-divorced-already\/","title":{"rendered":"Kim Kardashian Is Getting Divorced. Already."},"content":{"rendered":"

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This morning my friend sent me a Facebook message that said, “Do you think E! will have a special called “Kim’s Fairytale Divorce”?” and I laughed because hahaha, that couple is probably going to get divorced. Then I proceeded over to People.com and right there, next to Lindsey Lohan getting her teeth whitened, BOOM: KIM KARDASHIAN IS FILING FOR DIVORCE.<\/a><\/p>\n

I’m sorry, but HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.<\/em><\/p>\n

72 days! That’s how long that “fairytale” marriage lasted. Now, I’m not sure if I can really chalk this up to a loss for the two of them, because if you’ll recall, they actually MADE MONEY off their insanely lavish, worthy-of-a-four-hour-TV-special wedding. And I’m sure their pre-nup was about as cut and dry as you can get, so I’m sure the “irreconcilable differences” that they are citing in their divorce aren’t going to put a dent in either of their pocketbooks.<\/p>\n

So, let’s play a little game, shall we? Specifically, the “what could possibly end a loving marriage in 72 days?” game.<\/p>\n

[poll id=”9″]<\/p>\n

In conclusion, not only does THIS<\/a> exist, but two people can make an exorbitant amount of money off a fake wedding and then call it of less than three months later. #marriageisaJOKE.<\/p>\n\n

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This morning my friend sent me a Facebook message that said, “Do you think E! will have a special called “Kim’s Fairytale Divorce”?” and I laughed because hahaha, that couple is probably going to get divorced. Then I proceeded over to People.com and right there, next to Lindsey Lohan getting her teeth whitened, BOOM: KIM […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[1485,1484,607,566,6558,166,3982],"class_list":["post-12526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-celebrity-couples","tag-celebrity_gossip","tag-divorce","tag-kim-kardashian","tag-kris-humphries","tag-marriage","tag-reasons-to-stay-single","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12526"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12526"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12526\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12530,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12526\/revisions\/12530"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}