{"id":12544,"date":"2011-11-01T11:21:52","date_gmt":"2011-11-01T18:21:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=12544"},"modified":"2011-11-01T11:21:52","modified_gmt":"2011-11-01T18:21:52","slug":"liking-nickleback-will-not-get-you-laid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/liking-nickleback-will-not-get-you-laid\/","title":{"rendered":"Liking Nickleback Will Not Get You Laid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12545\" title=\"nickelback\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/nickelback.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/nickelback.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/nickelback-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/nickelback-186x186.jpg 186w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/nickelback-38x38.jpg 38w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>In what could be the most Obviously Obvious News of the decade, Tastebuds.fm has released a list of &#8220;musical turnoffs&#8221; that men and women claim are dating dealbreakers, and Nickleback &#8211; reigning kings of douchebaggery, top the list.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jezebel.com\/5855223\/shockingly-liking-nickelback-will-not-get-you-laid\" target=\"_blank\">Via Jezebel:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The dating site Tastebuds.fm 1,600 users for their biggest &#8220;musical turnoff.&#8221; Nickelback led the pack, followed closely by Justin Bieber. The rest of the top 10: Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, Coldplay, U2, Creed, Katy Perry, Lil Wayne and Britney Spears.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Look how nicely I have typed those! That could easily be printed out and placed on a 3&#215;5 card to be placed in your wallet for future first dates! &#8220;What band do I like, you ask?&#8221; (slyly pulls out card under table) &#8220;Well let me tell you &#8211; I definitely do NOT like Ke$ha, that girl is the worst!&#8221; (proceed to have hours of raunchy sex).<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-12544\" data-postid=\"12544\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-12544 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In what could be the most Obviously Obvious News of the decade, Tastebuds.fm has released a list of &#8220;musical turnoffs&#8221; that men and women claim are dating dealbreakers, and Nickleback &#8211; reigning kings of douchebaggery, top the list. Via Jezebel: The dating site Tastebuds.fm 1,600 users for their biggest &#8220;musical turnoff.&#8221; Nickelback led the pack, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[3514,902,171,1024,7304,7306,128,7305],"class_list":["post-12544","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","tag-dating-news-2","tag-dating-sites","tag-music","tag-news","tag-nickleback","tag-nickleback-will-not-get-you-laid","tag-sex","tag-tastebuds-fm","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12544"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12544"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12544\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12547,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12544\/revisions\/12547"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}