{"id":12593,"date":"2011-11-04T11:15:42","date_gmt":"2011-11-04T18:15:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=12593"},"modified":"2011-11-04T09:44:30","modified_gmt":"2011-11-04T16:44:30","slug":"man-kills-wife-for-breaking-his-star-wars-toys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/man-kills-wife-for-breaking-his-star-wars-toys\/","title":{"rendered":"Man Kills Wife for Breaking His Star Wars Toys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/starwars.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12594\" title=\"starwars\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/starwars.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"373\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/starwars.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/starwars-300x186.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You know, I think it&#8217;s kinda cool when grown men have silly hobbies, like painting miniatures, or reading comic books, or collecting Star Wars memorabilia. It shows that they have a playful side, and that they don&#8217;t take themselves too seriously. The key words in that sentence are &#8220;silly,&#8221; &#8220;hobbies,&#8221; and &#8220;don&#8217;t take themselves too seriously.&#8221; None of those describe the next story, about 30-year-old Ricki La-Touche.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/mobile\/topnews\/2011\/11\/03\/star-wars-fan-killed-his-wife-after-she-smashed-his-toy-collection-115875-23533623\/\" target=\"_blank\">According to the Mirror<\/a>, Ricki and his wife, a Thai woman named Pornpilai Srisroy, who had a violent stand off that ended in Srisoy&#8217;s death by suffocation. The matter of the argument? Srisroy had destroyed Ricki&#8217;s &#8220;precious Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker memorabilia.&#8221; As Ricki would later tell police, it was all a part of her campaign to &#8220;make his life hell,&#8221; and I guess it worked, because Ricki will now spend at least 12 years in prison for manslaughter. Imagine telling THAT one to the ol&#8217; cell mates.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hate crime, huh? Well that&#8217;s nothin&#8217;. I&#8217;m in the joint because I choked my wife to death. On accident. Because she broke my Star Wars toys. TOUGH AS NAILS, I AM.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Eh, I don&#8217;t know. Doesn&#8217;t sound as ballsy as I thought it would. But it is reason #29,111 not to get married: your wife might destroy the only (totally weird and a tad immature) thing you care about in the world and make you so angry you accidentally kill her.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-12593\" data-postid=\"12593\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-12593 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know, I think it&#8217;s kinda cool when grown men have silly hobbies, like painting miniatures, or reading comic books, or collecting Star Wars memorabilia. 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