{"id":12666,"date":"2011-11-10T12:00:13","date_gmt":"2011-11-10T19:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=12666"},"modified":"2011-11-09T20:12:26","modified_gmt":"2011-11-10T03:12:26","slug":"no-thank-you-nutliquor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/no-thank-you-nutliquor\/","title":{"rendered":"NO THANK YOU: NutLiquor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12667\" title=\"nutliquor\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/nutliquor.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"467\" height=\"700\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/nutliquor.jpg 467w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/nutliquor-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 467px) 100vw, 467px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Speaking of vodka (not the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/no-thank-you-vodka-soaked-tampons\/\" target=\"_blank\">up-your-cooter kind<\/a>), here is another idea that warrants a hearty &#8220;NO THANK YOU&#8221;: a peanut butter flavored spirit with the atrocious name &#8220;NutLiquor.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The 69-proof drink, which sells in stores across America as well as online, was distilled to taste &#8220;like the center of a peanut butter cup,&#8221; although it contains &#8220;no peanut allergens&#8221; which &#8220;really f***ing confuses me&#8221; and &#8220;totally grosses me out.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Via the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nutliquor.me\/faq.php\" target=\"_blank\">NutLiquor website<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h3>Drinking NutLiquor is like drinking the center of a peanut butter cup. Peanut butter smell, creamy texture, a little warmth going down, and a lingering peanut butter cup aftertaste. Delicious!<\/h3>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Say it with me, friends:<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>NO. THANK. YOU.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-12666\" data-postid=\"12666\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-12666 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Speaking of vodka (not the up-your-cooter kind), here is another idea that warrants a hearty &#8220;NO THANK YOU&#8221;: a peanut butter flavored spirit with the atrocious name &#8220;NutLiquor.&#8221; The 69-proof drink, which sells in stores across America as well as online, was distilled to taste &#8220;like the center of a peanut butter cup,&#8221; although it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[327,2489,7374,3616,7373,7375,2404],"class_list":["post-12666","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink","tag-alcohol","tag-disgusting","tag-gross-alcohol","tag-no-thank-you","tag-nutliquor","tag-peanut-butter-flavored-vodka","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12666"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12666"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12666\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12671,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12666\/revisions\/12671"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}